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#1
so i was walking
down the street one day and this
dog just jumped out of the bushes
and
i
was like
barking at it because thats what you do obviously
and the dog got angry and chased me so i ran away and whilst i was running
i bumped into some guy who actually barked at the dog too!
insane, sha?!
#8
One of the best stories was when I took this young lad named oands and put him in elementary school. It later turned out that he invented the four-legged tripod.
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#12
R.I.P. BILLY MAYS
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Goodnight Sweet Prince

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WAT


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I'm 14 not a troll....


#13
Quote by darkstar2466
One of the best stories was when I took this young lad named oands and put him in elementary school. It later turned out that he invented the four-legged tripod.


aye that was a knee-slapper alright
#14
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Damn this nikkuh is funny.


You. What the fuck did you do with Wally?
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#16
Your neighborhood must have some pretty weird people O_o

To be honest though. Why would you bark at some random dog? What if he killed you? You would have never made this thr...

...never mind.
Catch me,
heal me,
Lift me back up to the Sun
I choose to live
#17
Yes. Yes it is.
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#18
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HAHAHAHA... racism is funny.
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#20
Best Story?

Or Bestest Story?
All I want is for everyone to go to hell...
...It's the last place I was seen before I lost myself



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#23
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Your neighborhood must have some pretty weird people O_o

To be honest though. Why would you bark at some random dog? What if he killed you? You would have never made this thr...

...never mind.

have you ever even seen the number 23?! or the shining for that matter?
its to make the dog know that u r friendly, or so i was (wrongly) told...
#24
Quote by darkstar2466
You. What the fuck did you do with Wally?
Haha, that was hella long ago. Colin Mochrie is going to be my cuddy from now on.
#25
Quote by oands
have you ever even seen the number 23?! or the shining for that matter?
its to make the dog know that u r friendly, or so i was (wrongly) told...


Catch me,
heal me,
Lift me back up to the Sun
I choose to live
#26
Quote by Bambi Slaughter


WAIT A SECOND.....

Was that taken at a Cheeburger Cheeburger?
#27
i made a mad lib for you all to hijack with.

so i was walking
down the street one day and this
___ just jumped out of the bushes
and
i
was like
____ing at it because thats what you do obviously
and the ____ got angry and chased me so i ran away and whilst i was running
i bumped into some ___ who actually ____ed at the ____ too!
insane, sha?!
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so i was walking
down the street one day and this
rapist just jumped out of the bushes
and
i
was like
fapping at it because thats what you do obviously
and the bitch got angry and chased me so i ran away and whilst i was running
i bumped into some guy who actually fapped at the guy too!
insane, sha?!
When all else fails, ask the pit.
Last edited by I-Watch-Anime at Aug 2, 2008,
#28
oh fun thymes (times)
so i was walking
down the street one day and this
John Petrucci just jumped out of the bushes
and
i
was like
laughing at its beard because thats what you do obviously
and the JP got angry and chased me so i ran away and whilst i was running
i bumped into TOMMY SHAW who actually shreded at the shreder too!
insane, sha?!
#29
so i was walking
down the street one day and this
bitch just jumped out of the bushes
and
i
was like
humping at it because thats what you do obviously
and the hoe got angry and chased me so i ran away and whilst i was running
i bumped into some Victoria's Secret models who actually licked the gal too!
insane, sha?!
#30
wow that one seems to chav been written
by little teenage boy with many hormones.
btw, many people told me, "oh this is so fake u r such a stona"
but i'm like,
no it happened i swear on my potato's gravy.
#31
Quote by oands
wow that one seems to chav been written
by little teenage boy with many hormones.
btw, many people told me, "oh this is so fake u r such a stona"
but i'm like,
no it happened i swear on my potato's gravy.


Wait, wait, WHAT?
ONE MORE STORY! ONE MORE STORY!
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#32
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Wait, wait, WHAT?
ONE MORE STORY! ONE MORE STORY!

you see, it's a clever (since no one got it) pun, i said i swear..
on my mother's grave, on my potato's gravy--yeah.
my life is pretty estringent look it up.
#34
i'm just relieved Ts isn't here 2 talk about the bible
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#35
oh u ah so clever with u and the bible and the best story ever and the mash and
the pumpkin and the bill cosby and the judy dench..
but seriously, i'm more of a fish guy myself.
#36
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#37
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One of the best stories was when I took this young lad named oands and put him in elementary school. It later turned out that he invented the four-legged tripod.

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I'd like to see any of those meathead homophobes look a Spartan in the eye and call him a fag.

#39
I like apples.
Baby, can you dig your man?
He's a righteous man,
Baby, can you dig your man?

- Larry Underwood
#40
This entire thread reminds me of this.

http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG/

just press refresh

You salivate strongly, like a platoon of army engineers trapped in a fit of malaria.
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