Poll: do you wipe your dick after urinating?
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View poll results: do you wipe your dick after urinating?
Yes, of course
56 21%
wtf no
201 74%
i dont have a dick
14 5%
Voters: 271.
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#1
do you wipe your dick with toilet paper?
could make an interesting discussion.
yes this is a serious question.
#4
Yup.

"No matter how much you shake and dance,
the last two drops always drop in the pants"
Catch me,
heal me,
Lift me back up to the Sun
I choose to live
#5
Lately, yes. And I've developed the ability to perfectly rip off 1 sheet of toilet paper with one hand because of it. I'm proud.
#7
No. Do you mean vagina? Are you a woman? ARE YOU?

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#8
Quote by Firenze
Yup.

"No matter how much you shake and dance,
the last two drops always drop in the pants"


2nd Book of Indians, 16th Verse.

What the hell people? Really?
#9
I reach down and lick them off.
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#10
No. You know what I do? Once I'm done, I do a leftover pee check and push some more. After that I see if I'm dripping, and If it's too much I shake. If there isn't that much dripping I pull up my boxers/briefs/pants up and catching the small amount of pee left.
#12
no, there shouldn't be any left (except maybe a drop) if you use shake it off.
Listen to Mariah, she'll steer you straight.
#13
Quote by Opeth_Death
Lately, yes. And I've developed the ability to perfectly rip off 1 sheet of toilet paper with one hand because of it. I'm proud.

+1
#14
Yes. Only because one time at school i took a piss. I came out of the restroom looked down, and realized some pee had soaked through my pants . Never taking that risk again.
"On this life that we call home
The years go fast
and the days go so slow...

the days go so slow
."
#15
Quote by Opeth_Death
Lately, yes. And I've developed the ability to perfectly rip off 1 sheet of toilet paper with one hand because of it. I'm proud.


teach me your ways master.
I always manage to tear off a huge chunk.
#17
no, i just shake it... but if i shat, and peed, then yeah...cuz i have the TP in hand anyway. What a crazy ass question lol. Not ashamed at giving a straight up answer though :\
#18
I shake
Extispicy: Predicting The Future Though The Study Of Animal Entrails...
#19
i thought wiping ur dick after peeing was a requirement ... .... hmmm... i like boobys
#20
I'll only do it if it keeps coming out when I shake
sometimes I just can't get the last drop out in the toilet (always in my pants )
Lord Gold feeds from your orifices and he wants to see you sweat.
Lord Gold probes you publicly and makes your pussy wet.
Now say his name.....
#22
guys you need to shake it off... no self respecting man wipes!
what if you're at a urinal?
would you walk into a cubicle JUST to get some tissue?

BUT REMEMBER...

ANYTHING MORE THAN THREE SHAKES IS A W*NK!
#23
I'm a man. I shake the last drops out.
I will soon perish from this lethal injection called love.
#24
whats a dick?
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Yes, I would masturbate a horse.


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hahahahaha


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Epically.



Quote by l2p_Guitar
Got a chuckle out of me.
#25
i don't wipe, but i do dab
there IS a difference (but i chose yes on the poll)
Living is easy with eyes closed...
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#26
Quote by SweetsForLife
whats a dick?


Ask your mother.
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#27
no
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#29
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
Ask your mother.


Hers is bigger than mine
Quote by drunkinkoala
Yes, I would masturbate a horse.


Quote by MH400
hahahahaha


You win the internet.

Epically.



Quote by l2p_Guitar
Got a chuckle out of me.
#30
Quote by SweetsForLife
Hers is bigger than mine


Don't worry it's bigger than mine too


... what?
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#33
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
Don't worry it's bigger than mine too


... what?



Your green font offends me. My mother will now proceed to dick on you.
Quote by drunkinkoala
Yes, I would masturbate a horse.


Quote by MH400
hahahahaha


You win the internet.

Epically.



Quote by l2p_Guitar
Got a chuckle out of me.
#34
wait what? You wipe your dick? Is it inside you?

Because that makes it a vagina, and thats the only way I could see wiping a dick after peeing
#36
I once shook so much that a drop landed on my mouth and another one on my forehead...since then, I dont do much shaking after I piss.
#38
Quote by cheeseman3001
i don't wipe, but i do dab
there IS a difference (but i chose yes on the poll)


of course. sorry for any confusion.
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