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#1
so what's the best insult you have ever heard or told someone? this could be from UG or anywhere.

to a chick "suck my dick on your birthday"

not the best but try it some time and see their reaction!
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Last edited by nrc141 at Aug 3, 2008,
#7
I've always adored "waste of skin."
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#9
Well, these two guys were arguing and this gigantic black guy comes up behind them, puts his arms around their shoulders, and announces in a bass voice so deep it was almost inaudible, "I'm gonna rape your cracker asses" I dunno if it was really an insult, but it sure was funny.
#10
Quote by Jack Off Jill
I've always adored "waste of skin."


"Insignificant waste of semen" is better.
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#13
you are =]
[A Portrait For The Deceased]

I swear they just went into the special ed. class and got one of them to slam their foreheads on the keyboard.
I once masturbated on some dudes arm.
#16
"here, take my care cup \_/...its full..."


Epic imo. epic.
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Yes, I would masturbate a horse.


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hahahahaha


You win the internet.

Epically.



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Got a chuckle out of me.
#17
"If I wanted to hear an ass talk, I'd fart"

Laughter from both parties ensued.
#18
cum guzzler, co ck gobbler, cum receptacle...just to add
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#19
300 million sperm and you were the quickest? ****...
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lololololol that was epic andyd93. you just made my day


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#20
"Jesus loves everybody. Except you."


totally devastating burn if you're at church camp.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."-Duke
#21
if i wanted my comeback I'd get it from your mom.
"Ignorance runs rampant through this virus we call life, dead one day, alive the next, never breaking a stride. As I take it all in and realize, nothing we do can stop it, I release the hatred from my eyes, only to feel it within."
#22
Quote by andyd93
300 million sperm and you were the quickest? ****...


I like!
#24
Quote by drunkinkoala
Also "Butt nugget".


Buttmuffin is better.
"Ignorance runs rampant through this virus we call life, dead one day, alive the next, never breaking a stride. As I take it all in and realize, nothing we do can stop it, I release the hatred from my eyes, only to feel it within."
#25
Special with a capital R

You're the load your mom should have swallowed
Quote by J_J

stupid ppl (they're like slinkies, not good for much, but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs)

Quote by Meths

Holy non-gender specific pronoun Batman!

Quote by freakypop

you dont rly play guitar if you dont shred
#28
Ass Jockey
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Worst-Atheists (because 90% of them are arrogant bastards)
Best- Music


90% of people are arrogant bastards, regardless of religion.
#31
"The jerk store called, they're running out of you!"
Quote by CowsWithGuns
And the facade of heterosexualism in the punk and ska forum came crashing down like a fat girl falling off a balcony...
#32
Quote by yeahyeah
"The jerk store called, they're running out of you!"

That's been used so many times now, that it makes me want to donkey punch babies.
"If you don't show it, I cannot grope it."

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.."
#33
It's still the best
Quote by CowsWithGuns
And the facade of heterosexualism in the punk and ska forum came crashing down like a fat girl falling off a balcony...
#35
Quote by yeahyeah
It's still the best

Yeh, it's good, but the slightly different ones are the best, like my mate said to my other mate Jiffy (nickname of course) "Oi, Jiffy, hypocrite's on the phone, he wants his shut the fu*k up back"

That one made me laugh very hard, you had to be there, the situation was perfect.
"If you don't show it, I cannot grope it."

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.."
#39
Where'd you get your clothes... from the... toilet store?


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#40
Shriveled up Rhino *unt.

Sad outcome of a Mongolian gangbang.

You are colder than a Polar Bear's ballsack.

Cum dumpster.

Full cum dumpster.
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