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#1
Sickest Song Titles.

Sorry i am not really into the thrash or death metal like most on here, but holy shyt some of the titles are just screwed. like i just clicked into a thread and it had a title sayed "ejaculate gore - man eating cadavers". like wtf is that? Far cry from the old Beatles "Hold my Hand", lol.

So the question is "Gorey, Sickest, Insane Song Title You Have Heard?"

I must edit cause i think it was not clear, ligit titles so that means title plus the artist. no making junk up rejects.
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#3
I cum blood


....just to get it out of the way early

EDIT: DAMN!
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#4
I believe this is an appropriate time.

"I Cum Blood"

Jedit: F*ck.
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#6
Entrails Ripped from a Virgin's ****?
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#7
I thought "Wonderful Slippery Thing" by Guthrie Govan was kinda funny...But I dunno. I don't listen to the sodomizing/animal rape/corpse sexy time music. It's disturbing. I'm sure Goat***** has some ****ed up song titles, however...
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#11
**** Her In The Ass-Hendrix and Morrison
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#12
Anything by cannibal Corpse
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#13
Necropedophile - Cannibal Corpse
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#14
Sh*tty Chicken Gangbang - Marilyn Manson
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#15
Look no further than Cannibal Corpse:
I cum Blood
Entrails ripped from a virgins ****
Addicted to vaginal skin
****ed with a knife

great songs i most say,
#16
Addicted To Vaginal Skin, ****ed With A Knife, Devoured By Vermin - Cannibal Corpse
Puss Vomitting Rectums - Anal Penetration
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#17
http://www.mylyricscentral.com/albums/cannibal-corpse.html Just look at the song names. Not to start a debate here because I know I'll lose, but I don't see how anyone could enjoy a band that titles their songs like that. Like TS said, what happened to titles like "Love Me Do, Yesterday, Yellow Submarine."
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Entrails Ripped from a Virgin's ****?

I was gonna say that...
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#20
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#21
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Like TS said, what happened to titles like "Love Me Do, Yesterday, Yellow Submarine."

They don't classify as hella fucking balls-to-the-wall awesome.
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#22
try

Meat Hook Sodomy

I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway

You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag

You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach

I Went Back In Time A Voted For Hitler

You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat The Shi t Out Of You

You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick

I’m Glad You Got Breast Cancer, Cun t
[A Portrait For The Deceased]

I swear they just went into the special ed. class and got one of them to slam their foreheads on the keyboard.
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#23
"I Lit Your Baby On Fire" and "You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat The S**t Out Of You" by Anal C**t come to mind.

EDIT: ^^ DAMN beaten to it lol.

How about "8 Dead; 9 If You Count the Fetus" by See You Next Tuesday.
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#24
most anything by cannibal corpse, but other than that,
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#26
@ OP

"I Ejaculate Gore" - Man-Eating Cadaver is a giant synonym for "I Cum Blood" - Cannibal Corpse.

It's a little joke of mine.
#28
ok, the topic was ligit titles so no making stuff up so list the title and artist
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#30
lets get naked and **** tonight (ie LGNAFT) by ice t
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#32
Gargling With Infected Semen
Menstrual C*nt Fart
Anally Disembowelled (Weapons of Ass Destruction)

All by Amputated

Some Carcass song titles are pretty sick.
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#33
blunt force castration - Cannibal Corpse
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#34
masturbating the war god, it's a song by nile about impaling virgins on the erect penis of a statue
#37
ominous bloodvomit (more on the tame side of DM)

the u got CC stuff like i cum blood

then theres stuff like belphegor (bondage goat zombie)

aaand the you got necrophagist whos name means corpse eater or something anyway let alone their song titles
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#38
Check out that thread on funny albums covers, it was here last week sometime.

Anyway, there was funny one with a c*ck eating a chicks tounge, the tracklist for whatever that album's called was f*cked up.
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#39
rape me by ramones and life and time of a bonus track by edguy. they are ****in sick! but cool
#40
there are more disgusting bands than cannibal corpse.

Cannibal corpse are just the best songwriters out of all the gory death metal bands i know.
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