Poll: Which Instrument Is Sexiest?
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View poll results: Which Instrument Is Sexiest?
Alto Saxophone
16 10%
Tenor Saxophone
23 14%
Piano
17 11%
Guitar
59 37%
Bass Guitar
44 28%
Voters: 159.
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#1
ok i am gonna get a poll going but discuss which instrument do YOU think that i play is the sexiest of them all?

alto saxophone
tenor saxophone
piano
guitar
bass guitar
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#2
Saxamaphone
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#3
Tenor.
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#4
well, a girl who can sing is always sexy, does that count? i mean, a girl with an angelic voice is heaven (pun intended).

if that doesnt count, then i'd go for guitar or piano.


EDIT: DAMMIT i read TS' post wrong, or it was changed.
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#5
Bass alto saxoanitar.

But really piano.
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#6
Sexophone.

Says it all.

But, I dunno. Guitar?

Guess that's just wishful thinking...
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#8
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#9
it's the altnorsaxianobastar(d ... sorry couldn't resist )


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#10
Trombone.
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#11
Quote by aaron6890
well, a girl who can sing is always sexy, does that count? i mean, a girl with an angelic voice is heaven (pun intended).

if that doesnt count, then i'd go for guitar or piano.


EDIT: DAMMIT i read TS' post wrong, or it was changed.
<.<
>.<



i changed it :P but ido agree a girl with a great voice is a mad turn on
Gear:
Maton MS503
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Randall RG75DG3+
H & K 100W Switchblade
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Caramello wins life.

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#14
Tenor saxophone. Those deep soulful notes practically force women to take off their clothes.
#15
tenor sax. If you can play it well, you can have girls all over you in 3 seconds flat. I've timed it.
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#17
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#20
Tenor sax. I play it too!
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#24
i think the sax is very sexy.
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#26
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is this just a way to brag about what all you can play?

props for the subtlety


bahahahah i loled at that that is so sigged hahahahahah

nah because im performing on stage at my mates 18th and im thinking what instrument would get me the most you know what
Gear:
Maton MS503
Squier Strat
Randall RG75DG3+
H & K 100W Switchblade
Dunlop Original Crybaby
Digitech Crossroads
Digitech Jamman
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Caramello wins life.

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Caramello, that's mother****ing genius!
#27
i picked thebass guitar but only towards the black music scene. this is because the whiter bassists attempt at playing a black bass line, or funk, but only the true black musicians like john coltrane and miles davis could correctly operate the bass guitar.
#29
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bahahahah i loled at that that is so sigged hahahahahah

nah because im performing on stage at my mates 18th and im thinking what instrument would get me the most you know what

Oh jesus. See... these instruments (other than guitar) don't really get you any tang. It's the instrument that's sexy. Not you.
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Schecter Hellraiser Solo-6 FR Limited
Parker Mojo Fly
Ibanez SZR 720
Tanglewood Evolution
LaPatrie Etude DEMO
'66 Hagstrom Viking I (customized)
SGR C-7 (defretted)
Agile Intrepid 828

Amp, Pedals:
Laney LV300
BOSS RC-20XL
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#32
why is there no option for keytar or accordion? those are the sexiest instruments I can think of
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#33
Guitar is the sexiest instrument because swinging the body back and forth while standing up causes sexual stimulation to the penis whilst naked, thus resulting in musically induced fapping.
#34
its definitely either tenor sax or bass. you can make some sexy grooves on bass, and saxophones are sexy because they almost have sex in the name.
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#36
If you mean "soft, romantic lovin' sexy," sax. No question.

For "We shall have wild animal sex," an electric guitar. Probably a strat on the bridge pickup with lots of wah.
#37
I initially read that as "which instrument is sexist?"

My first reaction was "those fucking misogynistic trumpets "
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#38
I initially read that as "which instrument is sexist?"

My first reaction was "those fucking misogynistic trumpets "
We hate you too. Seriously though, bass is sexiest.
#40
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i picked thebass guitar but only towards the black music scene. this is because the whiter bassists attempt at playing a black bass line, or funk, but only the true black musicians like john coltrane and miles davis could correctly operate the bass guitar.


What the hell are you talking about?
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