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#1
...allow me to get married at age 15 to my girlfriend of 2 months. I love her so much!!!


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Just kidding.
Around my age, my older brother had a friend overnight and they attempted to sneak out and my parents were super pissed. I want a friend to sleepover tomorrow night and we don't plan to leave my property at all, but my mom doesn't seem to trust me. She told me that she'd "Think about it" and that she "doesn't do sleepovers". How shall I convince them?
#4
Really? Only 2 months?...

Good luck with that.

EDIT: Didn't read the second part. Now I feel dumb.
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#5
play i cum blood on a loop all night long.

jay kay jay kay. tell her she can cime in and check on you guys if she feels the need.
#6
I prefer to answer the first thread topic you posed in your post.

You just not to convince your parents that love is ageless, man, whether you're 15 or 50. After all, 15 is pretty much an adult. Pretty soon you'll be old enough to start drinking underage and do illegal drugs like cannabis or heroin. And besides, two months is plenty of time to know you love some one. My only question; did you knock her up? And if you did, dude, way to score

Best of luck to you and yours. Remember, eloping is always an option; several states allow marriage at 15.
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#7
This is a cute story, you wanna convince mom to let your bff spend the night so you can talk about boys and awkwardly watch each other masturbate. I sure hope it works out for you.
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This is a cute story, you wanna convince mom to let your bff spend the night so you can talk about boys and awkwardly watch each other masturbate. I sure hope it works out for you.

It's not awkward, we've done it before

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i realise that you have a real dilemma but i couldnt help myself

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I prefer to answer the first thread topic you posed in your post.

You just not to convince your parents that love is ageless, man, whether you're 15 or 50. After all, 15 is pretty much an adult. Pretty soon you'll be old enough to start drinking underage and do illegal drugs like cannabis or heroin. And besides, two months is plenty of time to know you love some one. My only question; did you knock her up? And if you did, dude, way to score

Best of luck to you and yours. Remember, eloping is always an option; several states allow marriage at 15.



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#13
Ok.... I came in this thread to bitch the hell outta you for getting married..... but oh well.... gotta ruin all the fun

But just tell her that she needs to get the **** over what your brother did
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#15
ur 15...... 2 months...... hahahahahahahaha, sorry, but ya......

on a more serious note...... HAHAHA

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LOL does anyone bother reading the thread? This has nothing to do with marriage


**** YOU!!!!!!!!!!


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#18
Sleep over at their houses?
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Yeah I don't think that's gonna happen
Then show your parents your mature enough.

Say things like "Don't make me pay for my brothers mistakes, I'm much more smarter and logical then him", or something like that.


....or just kill your mother.
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#21
Delete the first part buddy, I got fooled for that as the topic.

But to answer your real question, I say you just go up to her straight up and say straight forward, "Look ma, I'm not gonna be doing anything like [insert older brother's name here]. I've have never snuck out before. I planned this with my friend already and we're not gonna sneak out, we're just gonna masturbate together. Surely you can understand."

Just say something like that... course, don't say you're gonna masturbate together, just say you'll be playing some "video games"... which in reality, you probably mean "penis games".
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Then show your parents your mature enough.

Say things like "Don't make me pay for my brothers mistakes, I'm much more smarter and logical then him", or something like that.


....or just kill your mother.


Don't ever say 'much more smarter,' because your parents will know something is up if they have half a brain.

Hell I would beat my teenager senseless if he ever used that phrase, ever.
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LOL does anyone bother reading the thread? This has nothing to do with marriage

Oh... lol, I would have been like wtf if you were serious about the marriage thing
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#25
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This is a cute story, you wanna convince mom to let your bff spend the night so you can talk about boys and awkwardly watch each other masturbate. I sure hope it works out for you.


But thats like a rite of passage for all teenage boys, right?


right?

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You're having a sleep over? At 15?

I stopped having "sleep overs" at like, 12...

Yes, but we are going to do some things that 12 year olds don't do.
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#29
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Yes, but we are going to do some things that 12 year olds don't do.
Trip all night long.


Well then in that case I'd just say you need some time with your friend as you feel lately you've been growing apart due to the mental demands of school and other activities...

Your mom will buy it.
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Well then in that case I'd just say you need some time with your friend as you feel lately you've been growing apart due to the mental demands of school and other activities...

Your mom will buy it.

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#32
ask her something that's like ten times worse for her like "mom, can i get a tattoo?" and naturally she'll say no. then bug the **** out of her. dont stop asking for that thing you don't even really want for hours and hours and then, ask her for real and she'll say yes for sure
#34
Quote by Just Andrew
Then show your parents your mature enough.

Say things like "Don't make me pay for my brothers mistakes, I'm much more smarter and logical then him", or something like that.


....or just kill your mother.


Killing her WOULD get the point across..

However, the intelligent, mature discussion may work better.
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#36
Talk to your mother like an adult. Tell her you're not your brother and that her making you pay for his mistakes is unfair.

Much like whipping a poor african boy because his parents don't make enough money... but less funny.
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Chuck Killing in the Name on repeat, and pump it everytime the "**** you I won't do what you tell me" part comes on.

She'll probably get the message.
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making you pay for his mistakes is unfair


dont say the word unfair... parents dont like that
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Delete the first part buddy, I got fooled for that as the topic.

But to answer your real question, I say you just go up to her straight up and say straight forward, "Look ma, I'm not gonna be doing anything like [insert older brother's name here]. I've have never snuck out before. I planned this with my friend already and we're not gonna sneak out, we're just gonna masturbate together. Surely you can understand."

Just say something like that... course, don't say you're gonna masturbate together, just say you'll be playing some "video games"... which in reality, you probably mean "penis games".


so you'll be playing 'video games'

#40
Quote by Just Andrew
Then show your parents your mature enough.

Say things like "Don't make me pay for my brothers mistakes, I'm much more smarter and logical then him", or something like that.


....or just kill your mother.


If you want to come across ias logical, don't say "more smarter". Trust me, you will sound like an idiot if you proclaiming your superior intelligence and you use terrible grammar.

Honestly, I came here to lay into you about marriage plans,b ut seriously, if you can't have a friend over, get over it, it isn't the end of the world. Demonstrate in some way that you can be trusted. Trust must be earned, so act respectably and maybe she'll be convinced.
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