#1
I was wondering how the typical physical for a 15 year old goes. I just want to know what goes on. I need one to play soccer and I haven't had one in a while.
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#4
Weight, height, piss test, scrotum fondling....
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#5
They rape you with an iron dildo...

I think that's why my Phys-Ed teacher got fired...

The shame.
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I was expecting that.
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#8
There are two kinds of physicals, one for sports, and one just to get a check-up to see how you're doing.

During a sports physical, he/she just feels certain spots on your body, including your testicles. MOST doctors won't take more time than they have to in that situation.
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#9
just close your eyes and pretend its a hot girl playing with your junk.
What the hell were you thinking?


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#10
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just close your eyes and pretend its a hot girl playing with your junk.

Getting a boner when an old hairy guy is touching you is not the right thing to do in a situation like that.
#11
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just close your eyes and pretend its a hot girl playing with your junk.

Why? So you can get a boner in the middle of the doctor's office? I'm sure the old man giving the physical will love that.

If it actually is a hot chick, though... you know what to do.
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just close your eyes and pretend its a hot girl playing with your junk.


Thats gonna work out.


Hell the doctor could aslo "finish off"

If you know what I mean.
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#13
If you're talking sports physicals then I'm gessing it'll just be a vision test and they'll check your neck, back, balls, and the usual stethescope crap.
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Half of the time they don't even mess with your balls, don't worry about that. :P If you're talking sports physicals then I'm gessing it'll just be a vision test and they'll check your neck, back, and the usual stethescope crap.


Nope, sports physicals = feeling balls

They have to check to see if you have what could cause a compromising injury.
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#15
I guess my brain's all twisted around, you sir are correct now that I think back to my last one. Time to go edit.
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#16
the last time i had a physical the doctor didn't even go near the balls for the hernia check. it was pretty cool. i think it depends on whether or not your doctor likes to feel young boy testicals.
#17
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Nope, sports physicals = feeling balls

They have to check to see if you have what could cause a compromising injury.


I think feeling balls are in all physicals. They have to see if you have a hernia or something. I don't remember, all I remember is that "Poop-Balls" fellow who had crap in his balls. He should have taken a physical.
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#18
Well, usually some old doctor fondles your balls and tells you to cough. That's about it besides being weighed and seeing how tall you are.
#19
I had this hot chick do my physical, and when she went to grab me balls I got a hard-on. She was like, "Oh...well, that works!".
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#20
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Getting a boner when an old hairy guy is touching you is not the right thing to do in a situation like that.



You only think about the hot girl so you don't have to be scarred for life knowing some old coot felt you up. Its not like you'd be fantasizing lol. just a mental image to replace the horror one taking place below. who says "boner" anymore BTW?
What the hell were you thinking?


i duno lol. tihs r liek wen i traid drawn maiself n teh t0ilit.

ROFL.

EPICPHAIL.

gess i cant dai.
#21
My doctor barely even felt my junk. He just sort of tapped me and was like "okay, you're good."

Don't know how he could have made any professional judgment.
#22
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You only think about the hot girl so you don't have to be scarred for life knowing some old coot felt you up. Its not like you'd be fantasizing lol. just a mental image to replace the horror one taking place below. who says "boner" anymore BTW?

everyone else says chubby nowadays
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Not really ...
What the hell were you thinking?


i duno lol. tihs r liek wen i traid drawn maiself n teh t0ilit.

ROFL.

EPICPHAIL.

gess i cant dai.
#24
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Turn your head and cough!

He man I was 14 and that was the first time a woman touched me between my knees and my waist I blushed for about 3 days hahaha
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#26
this is a reason you should move to australia no crazy old pedos have to touch my balls so i can play soccer
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this is a reason you should move to australia no crazy old pedos have to touch my balls so i can play soccer


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#29
turn your head and cough, bro, i just had one, i was fifteen. wasn't that bad, he fondled for a second and then he gtfo as quick as possible.