#3
do you have a straight edge (the non electric kind)
and how much hair do you need to shave?
im really waiting on some disgusting response since this is the pit.
#4
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#5


EDIT: Make sure they're safety scissors, though.
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#7
Don't worry I'll teach you

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What the hell were you thinking?


i duno lol. tihs r liek wen i traid drawn maiself n teh t0ilit.

ROFL.

EPICPHAIL.

gess i cant dai.
#8
theres this awesome new web site, its new though so you prolly havent heard of it. its great, you ask it things and it tells you what you want, its also good for porn! i think its called gaggle? or is it giggle...
#9
Find a razor. Place the razor vertically along your face, so that the blade it facing up and down. Proceed to pull downward in an orderly fashion, until either you are shaven, or you pass out from blood loss. Good day.

EDIT: AVOID A GLASSGOW SMILE.
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#11
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Find a razor. Place the razor vertically along your face, so that the blade it facing up and down. Proceed to pull downward in an orderly fashion, until either you are shaven, or you pass out from blood loss. Good day.

EDIT: AVOID A GLASSGOW SMILE.


NO, NO, THE JOKER HAD ONE, IT'S COOL
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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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FUCK ROCKS!
#13
Well first you learn basic English, then you simply go to google.com and type in "how to shave".
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#15
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Okay well I want whiter teeth... and I would like to know if rubbing sandpaper on your teeth is safe or not.
#16
Barbed wire? Drenched cat? Moving rail car? Just rub any of these on whatever needs shaved...
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#17
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What the hell were you thinking?


i duno lol. tihs r liek wen i traid drawn maiself n teh t0ilit.

ROFL.

EPICPHAIL.

gess i cant dai.
#19

Why does i shave?
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#23
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The Internet!

Replacing the awkward talks with parents about Sex, Drugs, and Shaving.

EDIT: TO TS I was going to say "I don't know, how does you shave" but i have suddenly become to mature now that I know how to shave due to said link ^
^This post was probably sarcastic

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#24
This is why the world is going to be a sad place in 10-20 years. People are no longer self reliant, I mean come on, grab a razor and figure it out, it is not like you are trying to take apart a ticking bomb. You don't need an internet forum to tell you how to shave, you really don't need anyone to teach you, I learned without my father, but I would have liked for him to be there. It's just one of those moments, like the first time a boy kills something.
#25
Quote by Fender_M1A
This is why the world is going to be a sad place in 10-20 years. People are no longer self reliant, I mean come on, grab a razor and figure it out, it is not like you are trying to take apart a ticking bomb. You don't need an internet forum to tell you how to shave, you really don't need anyone to teach you, I learned without my father, but I would have liked for him to be there. It's just one of those moments, like the first time a boy kills something.


No one likes to bleed
^This post was probably sarcastic

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#26
Quote by James_Water2
No one likes to bleed



Bleeding is manly, son (unless you are cutting yourself, then you are just a bitch). The first step to manhood is a few good nicks on a freshly shaven face.
#27
Quote by Fender_M1A
Bleeding is manly son. The first step to manhood is a few good nicks on a freshly shaven face.


I thought tit goes kill something you love, then marry a women you hate, then make your kids do something he hates until hes a teen who hates you and the cycle continues while your old and hate everything!

Nowhere did the internet say nicks
^This post was probably sarcastic

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#28
Quote by James_Water2
I thought tit goes kill something you love, then marry a women you hate, then make your kids do something he hates until hes a teen who hates you and the cycle continues while your old and hate everything!

Nowhere did the internet say nicks


Tis a very good overview brother, I was dealing with specifics.
#29
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Why does i shave?


sparks92 that was beatuiful, you are truly the man
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#30
Might I also recommend that if shaving is such a big deal that you cannot do it on your own, then how about growing some facial hair? Although if you are just learning to shave it probably won't look very good, just a thought.
#31
you have got to be kidding me!!!
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#32
I am quite sure the TS is just bored on a sunday.. Come on who needs lessons on shaving?

Its like asking people to teach you how to you know, j@ck 0ff..
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#33
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Its like asking people to teach you how to you know, j@ck 0ff..



I'm sure there is a thread somewhere within the depths of the Pit that poses that very question.
#34
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I'm sure there is a thread somewhere within the depths of the Pit that poses that very question.


I saw someone essentially ask that on Yahoo Answers once.
#35
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I saw someone essentially ask that on Yahoo Answers once.


"Yahoo, what is the most proper way to manipulate my genitalia to ensure maximum sexual pleasure on my part? I want to be as efficient as possible when I pleasure myself."
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Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#38
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This thread is stupid and pointless.
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