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#2
" If you ever need anything please dont, hesitate to ask someone else first" Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge on Seattle- Nirvana
"Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,even though he now takes it in the behind." Date Rape- Sublime
And Weird Al has some ok stuff.
You cool man?
#3
"I wanna **** a dog in the ass."

inb4 I cum blood
Quote by LgLagro
You, you bring us both corm, and two hot russian gymnasts pretty much making out, you are a legend.


Limping Head Journalist and Proprietor of PitTown Cricket Club.

Keeping quiet about scandals since 2008.
#4
"and there shined a shiney demon"
Quote by imdeth
Centorium you dick
I keep lookin behind me,You're amazing at this


Quote by Aerokizzombie
Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


Quote by CodChick
Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


Quote by MCMXCII
**** you man,I was just going to bed


I'm scary
#6
"I love you baby but all I can think about is Keilbasa Sausage, your butt-cheeks is warm"
-Keibasa, Tenacious D
edgy meems only friendo :^)
#7
Quote by Fandubidable
" If you ever need anything please dont, hesitate to ask someone else first" Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge on Seattle- Nirvana


That's from Very Ape not France Farmer... Either way, it's a great line.


One of my faves, "I wish, just once, you could walk a mile in my shoes. Then you'd know what a drag it is to see you. -Bob Dylan song, don't recall the title.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."-Duke
#9
"My vagina has two sets of lips, but I don't get monthly bloody drips."
El-Danny

Quote by americnidiot
You keep seeing songs like KoC, SMBH, and Hysteria showing up on games, but I want Micro Cuts on either Rock Band or Sing Star. I want to see numerous masses of kids staring at the tv wondering what the hell they're supposed to do.
#10
penetrate you like its your birthday- polkadot cadaver
Quote by nexteyenate
+1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

leftybassdude's opinion is superior to anyone else's

Member of The Weakerthans Fan Club
PM TechnicolorBoy or maybe_I_am to join
#12
"My father thinks you're evil, but man he can suck a ****!"

Oh yes Tenacious D will rule this thread
I want to read your essays and blogs of the artistic nature!


Art evokes the mystery without which the world would not exist.

- Rene Magritte
#13
Quote by inhatredofme
pretty much any line ever sung by stephen lynch (comedian for those that are clueless)


"I stuck my gerbel into a tube
If Richard Gear can do it I can to."
El-Danny

Quote by americnidiot
You keep seeing songs like KoC, SMBH, and Hysteria showing up on games, but I want Micro Cuts on either Rock Band or Sing Star. I want to see numerous masses of kids staring at the tv wondering what the hell they're supposed to do.
#14
Anything by Psychostick is usually pretty funny.
My League of Legends stream
The morning will come
In the press of every kiss
With your head upon my chest

Where I will annoy you
With every waking breath
Until you, decide to wake up
#15
Oh the dragon's balls were blazing,
As I stepped into its cage,
And I sliced his f*ckin c*ckles with a long and shiny blade,
Twas I that slayed the Dragon,
F*ck-alizing, f*ck-aloo,
And if you try to f*ck with me,
Then I shall f*ck you too....."

Tenacious D, FTW!!!
Quote by Hakanku
I once went in to a public restroom and George Michael approached me for sex. True Story.
#16
'Affirmative. I poked one it was dead.'
Guitar:Gibson Les Paul Standard

Amp:Vox AC30

Everyone listen to MGMT
#17
"I wanna f*ck a dog in the ass"
[img]http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/3760/356h356h365pc1.png[/img]
Die Ruhe vor dem Sturm.
#18
"Let Me Put My Love Into You Babe" - 'Let Me Put My Love Into You' - AC/DC
"Take Me down to the paradise city,where the girls are fat and they've got big titties" - Slash's Alternate Lyric to Paradise City (the rest voted against him lol)
#20
"**** the ****! **** the ****ing **** ****! **** the ****! **** the ****ting **** ****! **** the ****, **** the ****ing **** ****! **** the ****! **** the ****ting **** ****! **** ****! **** ****! **** ****! **** ****! **** the ****! **** the ****ing **** ****! **** the ****! **** the ****ting **** ****! **** the ****! **** the ****ing **** ****! ****! THE! ****! ****! YEAH!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyxNgnQ9m30
My Last.fm

Quote by \Powerslave/
HelloHalo, I love you.


WHO SEND ALL THESE BABIES TO FIGHT?
#21
"No, you didn't kill me, but you DID leave me awfully disfigured.
Laughed the boy"

Flight Of The Conchords - Alby The Racist Dragon
Quote by Carmel
You are a redeeming feature for the UG Swedish population.


All-riiight.
#22
^ Which reminds me:

"Do you use your nipples to transmit data back to Earth?"

Flight of the Conchords - Bowies in Space.


Or something like that.
My Last.fm

Quote by \Powerslave/
HelloHalo, I love you.


WHO SEND ALL THESE BABIES TO FIGHT?
#24
So I broke into the Palace
With a sponge and a rusty spanner
She said 'I know you and you cannot sing'
I said 'That's nothing, you should hear me play piano'

-The Smiths - The Queen Is Dead
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FUZZY FLATPICKER σƒ τλε τρπ βπστλεπλσσδ

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Enjoy occasionally controversial ramblings related to guitars? I have a blog which meets these criteria.
#25
Edguy

Catch Of The Century

"I tell you, one day you will regret it
I will sell millions of records
And I'm gonna have hundreds of women
And seven, seven Ferraris!
A private jet!
Uh... A helicopter license!
And I'm gonna be the Formula One world champion!
I´m gonna have a big house!
And you will be nothing! Nothing! Nothing!
You will be nothing but nothing!
Waah! Yeah! You, nothing! Nothing you're nothing!
Helicopter!"

"Tobi, es ist gut jetzt"

"Gut?"

Lavatory Love Machine

Now if I gotta die
I'll have been stiff and smiling till the crash
Let them know I've been alive
Till I made my final splash
#27
I saw a little kiddy
She Walked Around
She Picked a candy bar up off the ground
She chowed down about half and her faced turned blue
Turned out the candy bar was doggy doo.

-Don't Pick it Up by The offspring
Quote by sneyob
Saw extended blue dick,
clicked X.

Sorry,
force of habit


Quote by Bmm386

There is only one solution. We need to bomb outer space. That should show those terrorist bastards who's who
#28
A version of Warriors of the World I made when I heard Manowar had condoms:

Put some metal on your pair
And, wave them in the air
Because we're WARRIORS
Warriors of the World

The second parrt is from the song, and I can't recall the actual lyrics to the first two lines.

Also, I'm writing a black metal lyric entitled "I Live Near Mountains And Forests" because of an epic conversation a few days ago.
R.I.P. Charles Michael "Evil Chuck" Schuldiner
B. May 13 1967 - D. December 13 2001

Quote by eggsandham2
cuz ppl hate how power metal they are cuz they think its "gay" or w.e, which is immature and dirogitory
#29
"Rock is not the devil's work, it's magical and rad!"
Kickapoo - Tenacious D
#30
"i got money out da anus" in some rap song i heard at a wrestling tourney
xbox live gamertag: phillips215
#31
Flight of the Conchords - Hiphopopotamus vs Rhymenocerous

They call me the hiphop-potamus
cause I got flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin off the top of this oesophageus
Not because I'm a water dwelling mammal from Africa
Called a hippopotamus I'm not a hippopotamus, I'm a hiphop-potamus
Where did you get the preposterous hypothesis that I was a hippopotamus?
Did Steve tell you?
What's he got to do with it?
Bloody Steve!!


My favourite part.
#32
"Deep in the jungle where the mighty tiger lies
Bill and his elephants were taken by surprise
So Captain Marval zapped him right between the eyes"

- The Beatles, 1968
#33
Quote by Slaytanic1993
A version of Warriors of the World I made when I heard Manowar had condoms:

Put some metal on your pair
And, wave them in the air
Because we're WARRIORS
Warriors of the World

The second parrt is from the song, and I can't recall the actual lyrics to the first two lines.

Also, I'm writing a black metal lyric entitled "I Live Near Mountains And Forests" because of an epic conversation a few days ago.



i have many leatherbound books.
Quote by Jackintehbox
Pedophilia all the way man. Go for it.

Quote by deathbat831
hahaha i thought you wrote Philidelphia all the way, i was like yeah philidelphias cool i spose

Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
I'm always too embarrassed to buy condoms. Saran wrap is cheaper, anyway.
#34
I just think these are the worst lyrics ever. They sound so out of place in the song too.

"You ****ing and sucking.
You friendless.
It's endless.
Your flower has soured.
It's endless.
You're friendless."

Pantera - Shedding Skin

So basically, you didnt bang a girl, because she was shocked how small it was.
Lolz @ j00 and your tiny p3n1s.



I *heart* Metal ----Violent J----
#35
"Anoint my phallus with the blood of the fallen"

Nile - Ithyphallic
Quote by mcw00t
"so you mean if the father is sterile, the kid will be sterile too?"

Proof God exists and evolution is a lie:
Quote by elguitarrista3
the prove is u because u did n create urself and ur parents dindt and their parents didnt and so on and we are not monkeys peace

#36
SUCK IT, SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKK!!!

Tool - Ticks and Leeches
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You're just another brick in the wall
#37
Can't choose one. Funny guy, although a lot of people would disagree.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-ap5Fp2T6c&feature=user

Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays
But they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways...
I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it,
A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock (stalk) it,
And girl, if your into a rimmin its only safe if your swimming,
And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women.
I spit fire like I just blew a demon
My ****s so hot I leave the toilet bowl steamin
Girl im gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards of the gypsies
Youll bleed for so long youll get monthly ellipses.
If the pants are loose, girl I'll replete (re-pleat) ya.
You're a first time vegan and its nice to meet (meat) ya

I'm bo yo
And im the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you think im clever or not
Think your better your not
Don't need a sweater im hot
Im a real G shawty that can really find your g spot

Go to a
Vagina orchard, count 1,2,3
Spin that plant around you got a third world country (whirled c*nt tree)
That's right, consider yourself warned
Im offensive and creative like handicapped porn
Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am?
Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram
Look at that CRACK scuse me can I buy a gram?
Right below your diaphram, ass looks like your hidin ham.

First base, were making out
Second base, im getting faked out.
Third base, im getting take out
And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out
But I just don't know I said I just don't care
My flos so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear
Cause you can smell and spell my stink
B.O. lingers and it makes you think

Chorus...

Girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts,
I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze
Im like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her.
Casue I skeet her so hard you could call her Patty Mayonnaise.
My girl is epyletic cause shes the one im jerkin with
Common you asian child laborer show me what your workin with...

Cause theres an inverse relationship between respect and sects
Im talking bout religious sects like a mormon sect
That says you cant have sex with members of different sects, but you cant have sex with members of the same sex
So if the sects cant be different, the sex can be same, then the only sex left is some left hand shame
And girl I left you cause u left the game and if that don't feel right then u can write my name

Chorus....

Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics
I run miracle circles around you like spherical lyrics
This isn't about ironic pigment
If youre imagining this then I'm a chronic figment.

My junks so long that it hangs and swings, so at the nude baech people think im lookin for lost rings
Play the skin flute while ur big boy sings and if you want to take it all wear African neck rings.

Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin
Cuase im not homophobic, my morals are straight and
If im in the closet then you are below me (blow me)
Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey
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The only epic thing about the bass forum is Pete Wentz penis. Its Epic. Epic penis.
BASS, MT, AND PIT JUNKIE


#38
"And when I'm lying in my bed. I think about life and I think about death. And neither one particularly appeals to me." - Nowhere Fast by The Smiths
#39
"she was hotter then the sun, but she just wasn't that bright"

Also all the lyrics from three pont one four.

bloodhound gang,
#40
"and then maybe later, we'll get hot by the refridgerator
in the kitchen next to the pantry, you think that might be what you fancy

in the buff
being rude
doin' stuff
with the food
doin' lewd stuff with the food
we herd thats what you are into

- if your into it flight of the conchords
Emerse your soul in love


You used to be alright What happened?


Yellow tigers crouched in jungles in her Dark Eyes .
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