Because if you take a guitar into the kitchen, you might knock something off of the stove.
He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you... - Abomino Aetas
I thought this was going to be a serious thread and I was going to reply with something like "because they're all in the kitchen"
there will be...

and i swear she will kick the hell outta your ass.
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Well, girls make different pitched noises depending on where you touch them, so it's kind of similar.
There were a couple in gtridol '08 who were insane.

Can't remember their names, though. If you searched for topics about them on the forums you'd be in luck.
The girl who guitars for micheal jackson, Im not sure of her name, but i do know she nails the guitar parts...and the solo to beat it.
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He's talking about Jennifer batten you goober
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