#1
So after high school I don't think I want to go to College immediately. I want to busk and hobo my way to Chicago. And live with friends and family for a few weeks. Then busk and hobo down to Nashville and work for Gibson guitars for a couple of months. After I quit, I think I might steal me one or two of their guitars. Sell one of them, and use part of the money I get to pay for my ticket home and enjoy the other one. Then start college with a new guitar and some cash. Sounds like a solid plan, eh?
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So after high school I don't think I want to go to College immediately. I want to busk and hobo my way to Chicago. And live with friends and family for a few weeks. Then busk and hobo down to Nashville and work for Gibson guitars for a couple of months. After I quit, I think I might steal me one or two of their guitars. Sell one of them, and use part of the money I get to pay for my ticket home and enjoy the other one. Then start college with a new guitar and some cash. Sounds like a solid plan, eh?



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#4
No, in all honesty, sounds like a terrible plan.
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#5
You're definitely going to get raped. The only question is whether it will be during the "busking and hoboing" phase or when you get sent to jail after getting caught stealing a guitar.

Or both...
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#6
Not at all!!
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You're definitely going to get raped. The only question is whether it will be during the "busking and hoboing" phase or when you get sent to jail after getting caught stealing a guitar.

Or both...


Well when my dad was young he worked at a resturant. The night he quit he stuffed a couple lobster tails in his socks and got away. To this day they were the best lobster tails he has ever had. So I'm guessing it'll work the same way with a guitar.
#9
They will have all your details from working at the Gibson place and could easily track you down.
#10
*comic book guy voice*

worst. plan. ever.
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#11
This is actually such a stupid idea that I can't believe anyone in here thinks you are actually serious. If you are, then you will know that it is quite hard to get a job at Gibson Guitars, and at you're age I don't think you'd survive all that travelling. If you are serious, you are a fool.
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#12
well it's doomed to fail...try it anyways
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*comic book guy voice*

worst. plan. ever.


Well Frusciante did something similar after he left the chili peppers. I want to do it like he did. Only without the heroin.
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Well when my dad was young he worked at a resturant. The night he quit he stuffed a couple lobster tails in his socks and got away. To this day they were the best lobster tails he has ever had. So I'm guessing it'll work the same way with a guitar.

so you're going to stuff a couple of guitars down your socks? LOL. food places don't care if their employees rob food because it has to be fresh or they can't serve it, whereas guitar places are different...they have security cameras, safe's, and guitars are worth considerably more than lobster tails...especially Gibson guitars...so I say again: FOOL.
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Well when my dad was young he worked at a resturant. The night he quit he stuffed a couple lobster tails in his socks and got away. To this day they were the best lobster tails he has ever had. So I'm guessing it'll work the same way with a guitar.

Well of course. Just stuff the guitars down your socks. This idea is ingenious, do it.
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so you're going to stuff a couple of guitars down your socks? LOL. food places don't care if their employees rob food because it has to be fresh or they can't serve it, whereas guitar places are different...they have security cameras, safe's, and guitars are worth considerably more than lobster tails...especially Gibson guitars...so I say again: FOOL.


Don't worry I've thought ahead. If somebody asks me if I have a couple guitars in my pants I'll just tell them it's naturally big.
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Don't worry I've thought ahead. If somebody asks me if I have a couple guitars in my pants I'll just tell them it's naturally big.

you know, the biggest "member" ever recorded isn't even half the size of a guitar, never mind the full size of two...
also, the fact that it would be guitar shaped and they would have empty guitar shelves...plus you'd actually have to get a job there, as I said before...do you know how to make guitars? have you got previous employment that's relevant? are you a really good player?
like I say, you can't be serious. But if you are, then you are a FOOL.
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Well Frusciante did something similar after he left the chili peppers. I want to do it like he did. Only without the heroin.


yeah, and without the busking, and the wandering around cities, and the job at gibson, and the guitar stealing, but its pretty much the same thing...

...oh wait, no its not, its completely different.

*leaves thread because TS is a tool and does not want to get into debate about hero which n00bish n00b knows nothing about*
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#20
maybe he's high
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#21
jjust steal the guitar in parts.. not too difficult i suppose
It`s sad but true.
#22
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yeah, and without the busking, and the wandering around cities, and the job at gibson, and the guitar stealing, but its pretty much the same thing...

...oh wait, no its not, its completely different.

*leaves thread because TS is a tool and does not want to get into debate about hero which n00bish n00b knows nothing about*


Well I know that he was homeless for a while and he actually sold some of his vintage guitars to pay for his addiction.
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maybe he's high

I think you might be on to something there...
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So after high school I don't think I want to go to College immediately. I want to busk and hobo my way to Chicago. And live with friends and family for a few weeks. Then busk and hobo down to Nashville and work for Gibson guitars for a couple of months. After I quit, I think I might steal me one or two of their guitars. Sell one of them, and use part of the money I get to pay for my ticket home and enjoy the other one. Then start college with a new guitar and some cash. Sounds like a solid plan, eh?


Get a job, Mate.