#1
Basically, the rules are the following.

You get your mobile.
You type in the phrase the person above you tells you to.
You go to the "select contact" option
You cover the screen with your hand and hold down for 5 seconds.
You press send.
You tell who you sent it to and make your own phrase.

The first person to post has the luxury of choosing the first thing to send as I'm not feeling original today!
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#4
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i wanna wear your skin
thtd be good to text


my friend catherine (shes pretty hot must say, her skin would probably be comfortable)

my quote "last night was fun but it still hurts'
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#5
No
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I ran up and started screaming rape because I knew she would never cheat on me.
#8
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My MUM

FUCK this game

FUCK YOU ALL

Nice.
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#9
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My MUM

FUCK this game

FUCK YOU ALL



We sailed through endless skies...

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if someone sigs this i will be fairly displeased.


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#10
Oh god, you have no idea how much that cheered me up.
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#11
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My MUM

FUCK this game

FUCK YOU ALL

that has to be the funniest thing i read here all week
as for text "your gonna bite the curb ass hole"
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#12
That one went to my manager. Well I'll be seeing my P45 soon.

"When you next come over can you please bring that mask like last time?"
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#13
Fail!
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#14
My housemate - we send each other random **** anyway so I got off lightly.

"I've just found out I have AIDS. You might want to get yourself checked out x"
#15
My best mate LOL! She'll be ok with it, so i got off lightly.

"DUDE! You should so come over here. I've got this armadillo I'm shagging and it's amazing. Want a threesome? Love you honeybunch xxx"
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#16
...My dad...

I'm not sending that ****!

Send "I know, but when I found out it was my sister things only got hotter."

EDIT: I'm taking family off my contact list...
#17
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...My dad...

I'm not sending that ****!

Send "I know, but when I found out it was my sister things only got hotter."

EDIT: I'm taking family off my contact list...


Now now, you have to press send before you see who it is you cheater! Now send that sick stuff to your father!
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#18
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Now now, you have to press send before you see who it is you cheater! Now send that sick stuff to your father!

NOOOO!!!!

*Throws phone into oncoming traffic*
#19
Quote by Ssargentslayer
...My dad...

I'm not sending that ****!

Send "I know, but when I found out it was my sister things only got hotter."

EDIT: I'm taking family off my contact list...


That went to the on-call phone at my apartment building. Good job I'm moving out.

"You know the 'package' we put in you car the other day. Do you think he's dead yet?"
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He expected this.

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