#1
ok i saw the drummers had one so i had to do it for guitar.
post them
example, you know your a guitarist when you say "i can make her squeal" and someone says your a pig and you say "no im a guitarist".
ok that one was kinda bad but thats what the thread is for.
#5
No one has ever called me a pig. What is this the 50s?
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#7
if i knew im 2003 what i knew now, i probably could have saved us all from n00bz


so i want to extend an apology
#9
lol

for real though, if someone called me a pig, then i would cry.
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ok i saw the drummers had one so i had to do it for guitar.
post them
example, you know your a guitarist when you say "i can make her squeal" and someone says your a pig and you say "no im a guitarist".
ok that one was kinda bad but thats what the thread is for.



That was past the point of kinda bad.
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#13
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#15
well excuse me for playing guitar more than righting jokes.
i also looked for the thread but i didnt find it.
#19
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#20
Anyone who calls you a pig when you say "I can make her squeal" is an idiot...
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#21
i get it, its a bad joke.
how about this one then.
i was in class one day and my friend brought his new guitar and we were talking how cool her body was and someone called us a pervert.
that joke didnt suck as bad
#24
lol i made the drummer thread... didnt work out so well =P its nice to know someone got inspiration from me thought.


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#26
god this has been done way too many times...

The bassist thread was the best, i'm glad they archived it.
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#27
You know you're a guitarist when you're a guitarist.

/Thread.
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#28
You know you're a guitarist when you hear something and say "I could do better".
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#29
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