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post some ridiculous or funny emails that have made it past your spam filter!
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I guarantee you have some wicked horrible virus now.
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#6
its the first thing to get past the gmail filter into my inbox in ages and its complete gibberish, i just begann laghiing!


occasionally i venture into the spambox to see whats lurking in there, some of it is comedy gold!
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#7
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I get annoying 'Single? Lonely?' kind of **** which is never funny.

I hate those. Especially the YouTube counterparts that comment on channels saying stuff like "ur hawt letz meet up on webcam".

Not that YouTube comments matter or anything. >_>
#8
One time my teacher had the projector hooked up to his computer, turned it on, and BAM! Right on the screen in front of the whole class is a viagra e-mail he had opened up. Hilarious...
#9
I had an email from "Mr. Paki" stating that his brother had died in the army and it was s top secret operation to get hold of me to look after his millions of dollars while he went and killed the people who killed him I've had a few like that.
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I had an email from "Mr. Paki" stating that his brother had died in the army and it was s top secret operation to get hold of me to look after his millions of dollars while he went and killed the people who killed him I've had a few like that.


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#11
This one (I haven't removed the address because I don't care if it gets spammed, serves them right):

Dear Friend,

Good day and compliments, i know this letter will definitely
come to you as a huge surprise,I am Capt Michael Hagee, a US
Marine, serving in the 3rd Battalion, 25th Marine Regiment
which Patrols the Anbar province, Iraq.

I am desperately in need of assistance and I have summoned up
courage to contact you. I am presently in Iraq and I found your
contact particulars in an address journal. I am seeking your
assistance to evacuate the sum of $10,570,000 (Ten million
Five Hundred and Seventy Thousand USD) to the States or any safe
country, as far as I can be assured that it will be safe in your
care until I complete my service here.This is no stolen money and
there are no dangers involved.

Contact me via my private box: capt.hagee1@hotmail.com so that I can
furnish you with more details.

Respectfully,
Capt Michael Hagee
United States Marine Corps. IRAQ


I just love how a USMC captain has a hotmail address. And needed to summon up courage to contact me
As for the no dangers involved
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#12
I get shit like that everyday.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#13

2871 emails and still growing, no spam emails

but once my friend sent me a 27 page email she'd written over 2 weeks of school IT lessons. haven't been bothered to read it yet
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#14
^^ ususally they make sense in some form or another.....and stay in the spam.....

this came from a half decent address....and literally make NO sense whatsover!!

just sounding out the "sentences" sounds hilarious!
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2871 emails and still growing, no spam emails

but once my friend sent me a 27 page email she'd written over 2 weeks of school IT lessons. haven't been bothered to read it yet


sissy , 22k unread emails , maybe about 1/1000 of them is spam crap.
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sissy , 22k unread emails , maybe about 1/1000 of them is spam crap.




I thought I was pro, and I only have 2246 unread emails ...
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I thought I was pro, and I only have 2246 unread emails ...


Lol ive had the same email adress for the past 6 years or so , and only ever read emails that im expecting , or are from close friends/relatives.
" Nature has given us two ears, two eyes, and but one tongue-to the end that we should hear and see more than we speak. "
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The best I've ever been sent are those shitty viagra ones.


I get those ones all the time, the best one I ever got though was "Ever wish you had two penises?"
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