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#6
it's a good idea and all, but after a while you'll grow to hate the smell of bacon, because you'll associate it with waking up, which is something that you probably don't like. it's the same way with me and the opening song from most albums I own, because that's what wakes me up in the mornings...
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#7
This clock gently wakes you up with the mouthwatering aroma of bacon, just like waking up on a Sunday morning to the smell of Mom cooking breakfast. Unless you're Jewish.


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Quote by theking182
it's a good idea and all, but after a while you'll grow to hate the smell of bacon, because you'll associate it with waking up, which is something that you probably don't like. it's the same way with me and the opening song from most albums I own, because that's what wakes me up in the mornings...
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then only put the bacon in on saturday nights


personally i like to wake up to the aroma of cooked human flesh so this might not be for me
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#10
Quote by ross1234
then only put the bacon in on saturday nights


personally i like to wake up to the aroma of cooked human flesh so this might not be for me

well in that case it's impractical, who sets an alarm to wake up on a sunday morning?
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#11
With this my life will be complete!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Bacon.
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#12
Quote by ross1234
then only put the bacon in on saturday nights


personally i like to wake up to the aroma of cooked human flesh so this might not be for me


Just add frozen strips of human flesh in place of bacon, and voila!
#13
my two favorite things. bacon, and time!
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That is actually awesome, I would get one.
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#15
Quote by theking182
it's a good idea and all, but after a while you'll grow to hate the smell of bacon, because you'll associate it with waking up, which is something that you probably don't like. it's the same way with me and the opening song from most albums I own, because that's what wakes me up in the mornings...
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That would be true for everything BUT bacon, it's the best smell ever, you would never tire of it.
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#18
i wonder if u can cook other stuff in it, you know, not just bacon. I would love to wake up to a fresh hot pocket.
#20
I have something that cooks me bacon and wakes me up. It's called a mom. But somehow, this clock seems more desirable. Maybe since it is 3 feet wide and looks like a pig. But, that's my mom too...
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#24
That looks so amazing I think I could cry.

Or eat bacon.
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#25
Cinnamon rolls would be better
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#27
Please tell me I'm not the only who glanced at this and misread it as "BACON COCK" in a move that would make Freud piss himself with glee.
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#28
Gentlemen, we have our runner-up

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#30
wow, and people say global warming is a problem...
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#33
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That would be true for everything BUT bacon, it's the best smell ever, you would never tire of it.


Ugh, no it isn't. It makes me want to vomit just thinking about it. And it's not just because I'm a vegetarian.