#1
yea, so today is my 16th, and i'm on my NEW laptop wondering, how should i celebrate???

figured i'd ask the Pit. give me some ideas.
#3
Happy birthday George. I'm fresh out of ideas. Sorry.
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yea, so today is my 16th, and i'm on my NEW laptop wondering, how should i celebrate???

figured i'd ask the Pit. give me some ideas.


There's nothing like looking up the first set of tits on a brand new computer.
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#6
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There's nothing like looking up the first set of tits on a brand new computer.


This.
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#7
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yea, so today is my 16th, and i'm on my NEW laptop wondering, how should i celebrate???

figured i'd ask the Pit. give me some ideas.



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#8
STRIP CLUB
!

oh wait you have to be 18
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#9
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There's nothing like looking up the first set of tits on a brand new computer.

This. I still remember the first boobs on the Laptop I'm on now... good times.
#10
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STRIP CLUB
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oh wait you have to be 18


Or have a very cool mom

...Wait...fuck.
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This. I still remember the first boobs on the Laptop I'm on now... good times.


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#12
well bang your girlfriend of course! duh! i recommend this number...


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#15
Or have a very cool mom

...Wait...fuck.
I'll bet you had the best "Take you son to work day" anybody ever had.
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I'll bet you had the best "Take you son to work day" anybody ever had.


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Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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FUCK ROCKS!
#20
i think theyre 18 in the uk
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#24
You should celebrate by telling your parents to get us all laptops. Cause they're apparently rich enough to get their child any computer you want.
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I remember for my 16th birthday my parents gave me a box of Mike 'N Ikes and I got grounded for a week. -.-

Haha. That birthday must've sucked ass.
#26
It's against the rules to get grounded on your birthday. For my 16th I got away with three seperate accounts of rape.
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#30
Get your license and go for a booze cruise, Ill come.
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You should celebrate by telling your parents to get us all laptops. Cause they're apparently rich enough to get their child any computer you want.

actually my brother hooked me up.

my 'rents are poor as s**t lol
#32
My sixteenth is on Tuesday.

My Dad's working late, my Mum's in Sweden, my Sister's in Ecuador, my friends are away places, I get my exam results and no presents till my Mum gets back


...


I think I'll go cry now
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#33
drive around with your friends. at least thats what i did cuz i got my license right on my birthday
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#34
i dont rememebr my 16th either
BEAT IT, BUT NOT IN FRONT OF CHILDREN YOU DIRTY C***!-Mel Gimpsuit
#35
go get laid
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#36
Remember homosexuality is illegal at 16. No sure if bjs are considered sex tho so whatever.
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Fap.


Happy birthday TS
But I would do what this guy says, while looking at porn on your new laptop.
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