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#1
My parents trust me pretty well. They're leaving with my little brother and sister. My older sister is staying home.

I need something to do for a week. Any ideas?
#4
Go out, call friends, maybe play some sports. Dunno.

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#5
Fap like you've never fapped before.
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#7
drugs
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#11
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drugs

have any specific kinds?

there's a lot of marijuana growing around, but i'm not sure if its the right kind..
#13
Have an all day fap party.
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#14
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Have an all day fap party.

look im talking about a week here...


you can only fap for so long, and then...it's not fapping anymore, it's rubbing a stump of what used to be a penis
#16
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Rape your sister.


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#17
Quote by geetarguy13
have any specific kinds?

there's a lot of marijuana growing around, but i'm not sure if its the right kind..


do any and every drug you can get your hands on, just go crazy and pretend there won't be any consequences to your actions*

*not actually a good idea
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#20
kidnap people and keep them tied up in your house!!!!
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#21
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run around naked.



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#24
watch porn. Wan to that. Then, teach your brother to wank, then show your sister how women wank, then, wank together! And make sure they dont tell ur mom >.<
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#25
Hold a Satanic ritual in the living room. Sacrifice your sister.
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#26
House party dude , bang chicks, smoke up,buy a keg, loads of food, a bucket or 2(incase people start to puke) , if u dont want to mess stuff up in your house do it in your yard if its big enough or party somewhere else . go clubbing bars whatever , your a lucky SOB , oh and fap and play guitar real LOUD !
#27
Quote by guitarheroII
watch porn. Wan to that. Then, teach your brother to wank, then show your sister how women wank, then, wank together! And make sure they dont tell ur mom >.<

lol why leave out the mother?

im jk dude, eh, imo the whole brother-sister-mother-wank thing is kind of gross dude, i usually do that stuff by myself
#28
I was gonna make a long list of things including drugs, loud music, women, and friends. Instead, Ill just simply and say throw a party, aka all of the above.
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#29
Quote by geetarguy13
have any specific kinds?

there's a lot of marijuana growing around, but i'm not sure if its the right kind..

no such thing as the wrong kind
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#30
1. Call girls
2. Have secks
3. Tape it to watch later.
4. Profit.
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#31
Quote by shredmeiser101
no such thing as the wrong kind

ive heard from some kids at school that if you smoke the wild stuff, it gives you a throatache or a headache and not a very good high

but personally ive never tried it
#32
walk around ur house naked all week
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#34
call a hooker then rape her then kill her then rape her again then chop her up and feed her to you sister while raping her
#36
Quote by geetarguy13
ive heard from some kids at school that if you smoke the wild stuff, it gives you a throatache or a headache and not a very good high

but personally ive never tried it

you mean like hemp or something?
Did i eat too many?
did I jump in too fast?
how long's this shit last?
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#37
geez this thread is weird, its the pit all right.

I dunno, just walk around, go to the shop and eat lots of junk food, watch lots of movies.
#38
I'm not sure if this has been said yet....probably not...but FAP!

Fap like you've never fapped before, even when you start to cum blood just keep going at it. You can do it! I BELIEVE IN YOU!

Oh and throw a week long festival in your garden with hippies and metalheads.
#39
Invite your cousin over and plan to be jerking off, trying to get girls in the room and other stuff like that(watching porn), all whilst your 73yo grandfather is wanting to share the room with you and come back here to ask us how to get rid of him.
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#40
damn i was gonna call inb4 rape your sister but that happened on post 2.... do watever you want bro.... and i love how in threads like this theres always rape or incest involved, followed shortly by drugs
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