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#1
If you get into a fight with an Asian, yell this before they can say anything:

You Duck-Sauce Eating Mother****er!
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Oh, finish the guitar, then spill whiskey and coffee on it. Lock in dank basement for several years, enjoy.

don't forget feces. i always get that on my axe somehow.
#2
....什么?
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
This monkey's gone to heaven.
#5
It's funnier if you hear someone yell it.
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Oh, finish the guitar, then spill whiskey and coffee on it. Lock in dank basement for several years, enjoy.

don't forget feces. i always get that on my axe somehow.
#6
Reported!

That was racist, vulgar, and so asinine that it isn't worthy of being in the Pit.
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#9
boooo
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#10
FAIL
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#12
aw man i came into this thread hoping for something good...

it's like biting into a piece of cake and realizing it's not cake..its like dog **** or something
#14
how the hell would that work

that's so stupid

and duck sauce are nice
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#15
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It's funnier if you hear someone yell it.


Somehow I seriously doubt that.
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thats about south africa tho...which isnt poor at all.
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#16
just........no,
If you want a real insult just whisper "you're stupid like your father"
do it
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#17
leave him alone. he is just 8.

EDIT: that's what his profile says...
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#19
what a waste of a thread. i dont plan on getting into any fights with asians anytime soon. what a stupid insult anyway. my god nobody has any good insults anymore its so easy to win arguments its like a hobby of mine. not really, but kind of.
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#22
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leave him alone. he is just 8.

EDIT: that's what his profile says...


i thought the minimum age to be on this forum is 13
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#24
Quote by mcraddict81592
just........no,
If you want a real insult just whisper "you're stupid like your father"
do it


MY FATHER WAS A BRILLIANT MAN!!!


Dane Cook for the win :]
#25
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Why would you fight an Asian anyway they can shoot fire balls...dumbass.

The man has a point. Something funny for my abortion of a thread.
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Oh, finish the guitar, then spill whiskey and coffee on it. Lock in dank basement for several years, enjoy.

don't forget feces. i always get that on my axe somehow.
#26
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The man has a point. Something funny for my abortion of a thread.



Hey, where did you find that picture of me?
Be cool.
#28
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aw man i came into this thread hoping for something good...

it's like biting into a piece of cake and realizing it's not cake..its like dog **** or something


Would you believe a pigeon stuffed with SPAM?
Would you believe a rat stuffed with cough drops...
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Oh, finish the guitar, then spill whiskey and coffee on it. Lock in dank basement for several years, enjoy.

don't forget feces. i always get that on my axe somehow.
#29
I laughed...
"Kids in the backseat cause accidents, accidents in the back cause kids."

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#30
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You cum****ting trouserwaffle!



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#32
not teh lulz i think. a good put down for anyone who is fat is 'you have more chins than a chinese phonebook'
#33
You recylcing sitcome watching environmentally friendly oprah loving bike riding white person!
#34
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You recylcing sitcome watching environmentally friendly oprah loving bike riding white person!

#35
that's....terribly racist.
I thought I heard the door open, oh no,
I thought I heard the door open but
I only heard it close.
#36
In an argument the other day with a female friend of mine, it came out too quickly to really think about:

(insults are traded)
Her: "Ooo, you want some ice for that burn?"
Me: "No, but do you want a lightning rod for that thundercunt?"
#37
Quote by The Leader
In an argument the other day with a female friend of mine, it came out too quickly to really think about:

(insults are traded)
Her: "Ooo, you want some ice for that burn?"
Me: "No, but do you want a lightning rod for that thundercunt?"


dam im tucking that one away for later.
and i think the asian insult would be funnier if I heard a redneck-type dude yell it
but myba= i am jst
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#39
The best insult is still "yo momma" right? I dunno, I left school 4 years ago so i've kinda gave up on this stupid ****.
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