#1
All this time I thought Zack Wylde was Slash's real name. I went to the Marshall website to check out Zack's oh so popular comment of the MG "the overdrive is crushing" and I was like wow didn't know Slash straightened and dyed his hair I then googled and found out just now, how bad is that?

Also I found out Welcome to the JUngle is about drugs and sex in the big city. I thought it was about Europeans landing in the jungle and killing natives and spreading diseases and all I feel dumb.

I saw the EVH and led zep thread which made me want to post this random thread.
#4
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#5
Quote by Gargantuan
Dude, Zakk Wylde isn't Zakk Wylde's real name.


His real name is Slash? What?
#6
The question is: why?

Why would you waste your own time and our own precious Pit time with this? Why?
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#8
Zakk Wylde sucks anyway

at least Slash has some talent
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#10
To me:
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In fact, I almost ALWAYS agree with YourDad.

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One of the best replies ever.

In the same thread

Do you love Arsis?
#13
Quote by Steel8909
His real name is Slash? What?

Slash = Saul Hudson
Zakk Wylde = Jeffrey Phillip Wiedlandt
EDIT:


MC name = Bearrorism
#14
Quote by Steel8909
All this time I thought Zack Wylde was Slash's real name. I went to the Marshall website to check out Zack's oh so popular comment of the MG "the overdrive is crushing" and I was like wow didn't know Slash straightened and dyed his hair I then googled and found out just now, how bad is that?

Also I found out Welcome to the JUngle is about drugs and sex in the big city. I thought it was about Europeans landing in the jungle and killing natives and spreading diseases and all I feel dumb.

I saw the EVH and led zep thread which made me want to post this random thread.


#16
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Almost as funny as a child with cancer.


LOL
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I know a good joke:

Women's rights.
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I know a good joke:

Kensai's life.
#17
u almost beat the guy who thought eddie van halen was led zepplin.....

not quite

this deserves a facepalm, but i dont do that, ill let somebody else
college with no gf
no one owns me
alone
#18
Quote by Karvid
The question is: why?

Why would you waste your own time and our own precious Pit time with this? Why?


Well here you are wasting your time in my thread. But atleast its better than reading about what kind of music people fap to and whether or not they have an uncircumsized penis.
#21
Quote by Gargantuan
Slash = Saul Hudson
Zakk Wylde = Jeffrey Phillip Wiedlandt
EDIT:


Oh I see why they needed stage names now.
#23
Quote by Gargantuan
Slash = Saul Hudson
Zakk Wylde = Jeffrey Phillip Wiedlandt
EDIT:

*ahem* Saul dubbed himself Slash so it would appeal to younger guitarists, or something.
Jeffrey changed his name lots of times but stuck to Zakk Wylde(and spelled wild with a Y, cause you know, thats wild )
IF you're wondering.


MC name = Bearrorism
#24
Oh

They're both good, but Eddie and the Jimi and jimmy are the most influential and most talented
#26
Really, this is the Pit at it's very worst. I know it's hard to believe with the "icumblood" type of shit, but this classic rock elitism bullshit is really what pisses me off the most. A guy confuses two bands, a perfectly legitimate mistake, and people all rip on him like he's the dumbest person alive. It's disgusting, immature, and just plain stupid.

Get over yourselves.
I simply cannot take this god-awful place anymore. Goodbye to all the good people here. The rest can fuck off.

#27
well deserved sig

07 Fender American Deluxe Strat
07 Fender Custom Telecaster
09 Seymour Duncan Pickup Booster
09 Fulltone OCD V.4
10 Ibanez WH-10 V.2
09 Splawn SuperStock
10 Jet City JCA-20
97 Fender Hot Rod Deluxe

Yeh the SICK! bit sounds a bit stupid.

#28
Zakk Wylde - Jeffrey Phillip Wiedlandt

Slash - Saul Hudson

Edit: Damnit beaten to it.
We sailed through endless skies...

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if someone sigs this i will be fairly displeased.


Lady Gaga has a penis! >>EVIDENCE<<

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#29
this deserves a facepalm, but i dont do that, ill let somebody else

Oh pick me, pick me!

*facepalm*
"A sense of purpose overrides reason."- Terry Goodkind

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace."-Jimi Hendrix


\,,/GETCHA PULL!!!\,,/
- the late and ever-loved "Dimebag" Darrell Lance Abbott
#30
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Almost as funny as a child with cancer.


That depresses me. One of my friends from school has cancer.
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It's way too sunny and warm here today to listen to black metal, I shall bookmark it and come back when the weather is worse.
#31
Quote by atlasguitar
this deserves a facepalm, but i dont do that, ill let somebody else


Oh pick me, pick me!

*facepalm*
*facepalm*


MC name = Bearrorism
#32

Wow, 2 face palms in 15 mins
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#33
Quote by Floyd93
That depresses me. One of my friends from school has cancer.


And I know several people with cancer including close family friends. I don't mean to sound heartless, but I stand by my analogy that this thread is an unfunny load of bollocks.

vHe may be funny, but cancer certainly isn't.
#34
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Almost as funny as a child with cancer.

Well to be fair I know a kid who has cancer who is incredibly funny, he wants to be a standup comedian. I met him when I was visiting my brother. True story

I felt I had to post that since your post reminded me of him
#35
Quote by bigwillie
Really, this is the Pit at it's very worst. I know it's hard to believe with the "icumblood" type of shit, but this classic rock elitism bullshit is really what pisses me off the most. A guy confuses two bands, a perfectly legitimate mistake, and people all rip on him like he's the dumbest person alive. It's disgusting, immature, and just plain stupid.

Get over yourselves.



This guy didn't know the difference either.
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Justice Is Raped
Justice Is Gone
Pulling Your Strings
Justice Is Done
Seeking No Truth
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Find it So Grim
So True
So Real
#36
Well I didn't even know Black Label Society was a band until like now too.