#1
Hey,

Not sure if this has been done before, i wouldnt be suprised if it had.
Basically you just say the randomest sentence that comes to your mind..
Im not talking paragraphs because i cant be bothered to read all that but i thought this would be a laugh...

I would give you an example to help you understand what i mean but i seem to have just lost my imagination.
Go for it!
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#2
most random sentence***
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#7
When seagulls eat bagels in Amsterdam their fathers generally disapprove.

Its not random, it's science
^This post was probably sarcastic

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#8
****, is the a spam thread? Because it's sort of like a game, which some are allowed, and it's sort of like a thread to have a conversation in because one of the Random sentences could spark a conversation about... anything!

So, what is this, good or bad thread?
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#9
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When seagulls eat bagels in Amsterdam their fathers generally disapprove.

Its not random, it's science

Allow that. Seagulls eat whatever they want and the rest approve- I know because they try to steal it.
#10
My penis had a hair caught inside the foreskin when I last urinated, I tried to take it out when I was in the process of urinating but it didn't work
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#13
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You're sister's hot.



What's her number?

You are sister is hot?
What?
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#14
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You are sister is hot?
What?


It's random, it doesn't have to make sense, boogers.
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#17
Smells Like Teen Spirit.
Catch me,
heal me,
Lift me back up to the Sun
I choose to live
#19
Two Magikarp were in a fierce battle when a Polar Bear intervened with his rant about high the grocery shrink ray.
^This post was probably sarcastic

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