#1
If you win, you get tits. Lots.


Alright, here's the game (by the way, you don't actually get anything if you win). You give yourself a nickname in quotes for your middle name, pick a melee weapon you might find in and around a bar, pick a fight with the user above you, and do something with your weapon to them. And you have to act/talk like an old, stereotypical southern tavern-goer.

Here's an example.

"Around these here parts they be callin' me Gianni "The Critter" Crivello... And I don't take much fancy to folks like you waltzin' into mah bar with yer fowl words 'n' sech. Now, pokin' fun at mah maw had you crossin' the line, feller!" *tips over a cabinet of expensive, glass alcohol bottles on <username>*

Yeh ken be takin' yer first bout at me, The Critter.
TOO MANY PUPPIES

Soda sucks.
#2
This is going to fail faster than an alcoholic's liver.
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Quote by Fishyesque
That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

's UG
#3
Quote by dgme92
This is going to fail faster than an alcoholic's liver.

BAH DUM PPSSSh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#8
Quote by Moggan13
I walked into a bar and said ouch.


(Walks out of thread)

I like the way your location spells and sounds like Red Itch.

Ego inflating praise here:
Quote by Fishyesque
That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

's UG
#9
Quote by dgme92
I like the way your location spells and sounds like Red Itch.



The town I live in is full of scrubbers with VD so yeah...Red Itch does apply. ALOT....
#10
I just go to bars and order beers and then go home with your girlfriend.
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#12
*Summons legion of undead zombie gribblies*
I DECLARE PHAIL ON THIS THREAD!
*Gribblies attack TS*
*Steals TS' wallet*
ohai little sig.
#15
I find it kind of amusing how every single post so far hasn't bothered to keep up with TS's game. Plus, UG is slowly but surely becoming flooded with these damned game threads.
Ego inflating praise here:
Quote by Fishyesque
That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

's UG