Poll: What Should I do?
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View poll results: What Should I do?
Come Clean
215 78%
Hope to pass the test
59 21%
Voters: 275.
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#1
I'm not posting this in the drug thread cause I wanted a poll.

So my mom think I smoke weed (which I do) and she says she wants to drug test me. I'm not sure if she really will and if she does, I don't know when it will happen. I haven't smoked since Friday but I smoked about 5 times last week. So here's where I need the Pit's advice. Should I come clean and tell my mom I tried it one time and hated it and hope that being truthful will reduce my punishment? Or should I drink lots of water and hope for the best in case I get tested?
#2
Come clean. No parent doesn't like an honest kid.
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#3
Id just come clean, if she doesnt punish you too bad and decides not to keep testing you, go back to smoking it.
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#4
How is that coming clean? Sounds like you'd be going halfway.
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#5
I'm fairly certain that drinking a lot of water won't de-drug your pee, so if you don't feel the need to take the moral high road then you should tell her that you tried it and your afraid you might be addicted, she would probably take that.
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#7
yeah tell 'em that you burn the ganj, tell them you're sorry and allthat ****, and they'll probably just forgive you. Then, continue to smoke, but be more careful about your parents finding out.

Its what i did, and it worked out great.
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#9
I smoke with my mom. Get your mom into weed XD.
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#10
deny it until your actually peeing in a cup, then make up some half ass excuse about , the coach making you do it
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#11
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I'm not posting this in the drug thread cause I wanted a poll.

So my mom think I smoke weed (which I do) and she says she wants to drug test me. I'm not sure if she really will and if she does, I don't know when it will happen. I haven't smoked since Friday but I smoked about 5 times last week. So here's where I need the Pit's advice. Should I come clean and tell my mom I tried it one time and hated it and hope that being truthful will reduce my punishment? Or should I drink lots of water and hope for the best in case I get tested?

quit being a pussy and tell her straight up that you smoke. when my mom and dad found out they were shocked, but i think my mom is cool with it but my dad is still a douche about it
#13
Also your poll is stupid. There was not one point in your post where you talked about properly coming clean, either way is deception.
#14
I'm surprised your mom would want a drug test. Most parents who find out usually get pissed and threaten to kick their kid out...

I would have to wait it out, and when she says she'll take you to the drug test NOW, then that's when you come clean.

But for now, don't smoke any weed. If you can hold it for 3 months, and then she makes you take the drug test, then you won't get a drop of weed in your piss at all. Three months, buddy.

of course, if you are a major stoner, that'll be impossible. So I would just come clean at the last second.
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#15
It takes a fair while to get out of your system my dad had to take a test a while back so i know its not just a few days.

My mum found out i smoked weed was cool about it, she didnt even bitch and then i stopped cus i got bored of it tbh, depends if you wana keep smokin it.
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#16
Come clean Ofc!!!

Then shell atleast know your honest.

then if she ask you somrhting ellse just say you where afraid to tell her thet truth from the begining.....
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#17
so she doesn't yet know you smoke weed, she's only suspicious. she wants to drug test you to confirm that you do smoke weed. in the thread title it said that your mom already knows that you smoke weed. i could tell you were a stoner even if you didn't say you were in this thread.
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#18
Coming clean is probably your best bet.

If you go through with the test and its positive your mom's never gonna trust you.

And your a noob for getting caught
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#19
just tell the truth.

you probably wont be able to pass the test if you do it sometime soon.

tell her that you recently tried it with some friends, and that you didnt enjoy it and dont plan on doing it again.


she probably wont believe you, but its worth a shot.


of course if she isnt going to do it soon, just stop smoking...if you can. if not, you are an idiot and deserve to be caught.
#20
Just tell her you smoke, and that you enjoy it, and if she is against you smoking then she is against making you happy which makes her a bad parent.

Win.
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#21
I dont think anyone likes people who smoke weed.

Come out of it!
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#22
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Just tell her you smoke, and that you enjoy it, and if she is against you smoking then she is against making you happy which makes her a bad parent.

Win.


That works with....almost no one. Calling you parent a bad parent is seriously insulting and it would probably just escalate.
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#23
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Just tell her you smoke, and that you enjoy it, and if she is against you smoking then she is against making you happy which makes her a bad parent.

Win.


That sounds brilliant lol. But it would never work. I'm thinking I should just come clean about it but I dunno, this sucks bad.
#24
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That sounds brilliant lol. But it would never work. I'm thinking I should just come clean about it but I dunno, this sucks bad.


Give her a cup of tea (coffee, whatever she drinks) with the weed soaked in it.

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#25
Come clean. Lying will only lead to more ****. You best to quote that for truth.
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#26
just come clean. she'll get over it. we were all young once and i'm sure she did "stupid" things when she was younger. just don't be a puss.
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#27
If you wanna be a duche just take some pectin or something like that, its what my brother does when he ahd to get one.
#29
Come clean but say alot of crap about being totally stressed out and stuff


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That works with....almost no one. Calling you parent a bad parent is seriously insulting and it would probably just escalate.


I was sorta joking. About telling her she's a bad parent anyway. But I really would say that I smoke and I enjoy it, and that I'm responsible with it and it's not as bad as everyone says it is.

Maybe show her some tests, or make her watch Super High Me.
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#32
I heard that if you smoke A LOT of weed and eat a ****load of hash brownies for one day without drinking water and eating other stuff you pass the test.

Do that.
#33
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Yes, my definition of coming clean is a bit of a lie but I'm positive it will end better if I tell her I did it once instead of admitting I do it all the time.


I agree. There are no saints in the pit.
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#34
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I heard that if you smoke A LOT of weed and eat a ****load of hash brownies for one day without drinking water and eating other stuff you pass the test.

Do that.


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On topic: Ya, that would probably work.
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#36
Play your cards well, and you should be fine.
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#37
i got grounded for 6 months for the ****

they sent me to rehab and everything.

they also took my music away

when i finally go it back they went through all of it taking away everything they thought was bad. but they were totally biased about it. they took away things like minor threat and left things like guns and roses
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#38
Although your "coming clean" is a lie, I imagine most of the naysayers haven't considered that you could be trying to protect your mum from the fact that her son regularly uses illegal drugs. I'm certain that's not what you're doing, because you've practically said so, but the effect is still there.

However if/when your mum finds out the truth, the trust will be gone and difficult, if not impossible, to get back.

Good luck, I guess.
#40
Yeah, so any advice on what I should say as my opening statement to her lol. I want to sound intelligent and sympathetic so she knows I was just trying to protect her feelings and keep the anger down to a minimum. I want to have a serious conversation with her, not an argument. Advice?

(I'm aware that I sound like a total noob right now but I don't care, I need help)
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