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I saw one a while back and thought I'd make a new one, okay I'll start

Gretsch 6120: I wish I was Brian setzer.
says i need more money
PRS SE Singlecut, blue with stoptail (my baby)
Line 6 Spider III 75 (shut up)
Epiphone Les Paul standard
Cheapo Yamaha nylon string
even more cheapo Fender steel string acoustic
It says "Damn, you must really be a Blink-182 fan."haha
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wtfs a hickey?!
Mine says "what the hell is that guy playing? It's blinding me with shiny!"
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You win this thread. And UG. I haven't actually lol'd at a post in a really long time. Thanks for changing that. I expect a sig

He expected this.

Something you definitely need to know
behringer strat like: the parents of this guy paid lots of money for me instead of buying a squier for his birthday. still this guy is the proof that you don't need cool stuff to play cool.
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Ewww the searchbar is a slut, it gets used everyday...

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The brain says "hey, lets be friends" and the dick says "hey, lets get those clothes off, eh?"

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Yeaaaaaah, Huuuuuhuuuu, Saaaaaaah and MASTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR are all Hetfield memes.
My guitar tells my friends everything that I do in my bedroom. I tell it to shut up, but it doesn't listen to me
Some people wait a lifetime, some simply accept...

...Some of us crash land, some of us eject...

...Some restore the blood flow, some just let it go and bleed...

...Some of us obsess, some move on to something new

it says i have style

to the dude above me ^
does your headline mean that black people ride you all day?

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we'd sit in the basement and i'd do a little "I'll show u mine if you show me yours" so i had 3 baby vaginas staring at me

R.I.P. Billy Mays
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It says "I'm a Michael Schenker fan but could only afford the Standard version."
Jackson KVX10
Epiphone EB-3

Bugera 6260
Laney Supergroup Mk 1
Marshall VS100RH
Laney LX412A

Bad Monkey
Metal Muff
Fish N Chips
last time he spoke to me he said:
"dude, get rid of all those bracelets and stuff, you are heartin mah body"
"how come you always start playin with this Em barre? it gets really boring"
Every form of control over another person is a crime

AEK Athens
Asteras Exarcheion
Prasini Thyella
Rayo Vallecano

RED MILITIA-Vamos a Vencer
Mine says: "He can't afford anything more than an $80 Dean but still has passion for the instrument."
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u got me

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your a sick young lady tbh
Something just doesn't belong here.
To me:
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In fact, I almost ALWAYS agree with YourDad.

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One of the best replies ever.

In the same thread

Do you love Arsis?
It says I like to keep stuff nice and shiny. And cheap.
My meh gear:
Peavey Raptor Plus EXP
Digitech RP90
Digitech Bad Monkey
Electro-Harmonix Big Muff Pi (WTS)
Crate GT15 (SHIT)

Peavey 6505 112 combo
MXR 10-band EQ
Ibanez TS-9
Boss HR-2
Compressor (open to suggestions)
Mine called me a c*nt
"If you don't show it, I cannot grope it."

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.."
It says im boke and pleads to be smashed and burned. I love my little suicidal guitar.
Why are we so wicked indecisive
Let's hit the streets with toy explosives
And let's enjoy what we have
My black shiny acoustic Yamaha said, "Dude, replace my strings or the next time you take me our of my case, I'm gonna slip out of your hands and break my neck. Yeah, how you gonna like that?"

Then I said, "Okay, so go ahead, break your neck."

Then it said, "Dammit... you got me there. Fine, you douchebag, just f*ckin' play me already."
I will soon perish from this lethal injection called love.
My Kelly says, "Make love to me all night, baby! Run your hands down my neck, across my body, just like that :-D"

What it says to other people: "This kid is paid."
my jackson says "sort the wiring out in me, im not grounded properly"
my les paul says "just replace the pickups, theyre god aweful"
my acoustic says "dont lend me to that guy from school, i saw him lob the other one across the room"
"Swim in a lake of death, eaten by crocodiles!"

Jackson RR3
Epiphone Les Paul Custom
Stagg C 442
Randall RG100G3 plus combo
Roland Cube 30X
TS9 Tubescreamer
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I saw one a while back and thought I'd make a new one, okay I'll start

Gretsch 6120: I wish I was Brian setzer.

Gretsch 5120: I wish I was Brian Setzer but I'm poor.

And I have good taste in arty guitars.
Paccifica - Change my strings more often you pig. Once in 7 years is not enough!
Epiphone Dot - He played me at his wedding, you can't match that, loser.
Jackson - My god! He fixed me!
It says: Picks costs more than this guitar.

My guitar sucks . Getting an Ibanez RG for christmas though(Stay back Ibanez haters)
My gear:
  • Fender American Standard Telecaster
  • Ibanez RG450
  • Laney VC15
  • Electro Harmonix HOG
  • Vox Satchurator
  • Blackout Effectors Musket fuzz
  • Electro Harmonix Pulsar
  • Earthquaker Devices Disaster Transport
  • Malekko Chicklett

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says i need more money

Beaten to it

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I cut my tongue with a spoon.

Andrew Wk Party Tip 11Be Awesomer!

My ibanez jem says that im a pompous asshole that would rather buy the more expensive guitar that looks prettier than the cheaper slightly uglier ibanez prestige that is pretty much exactly the same.
I <3 Drugs.

The universe works on a math equation-
That never even ever really ends in the end-
Infinity spirals out creation.

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