Ever caught anyone masturbating, havin sex or gettin' his carrot skinned by some girl

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Edit: This is not the "ever been caught masturbating, having sex or getting you carrot skinned by some girl." Thread. It's the reverse of it. Use your eyes to read the title of this thread effectively

I checked the search to see if this has been done before and I found nothing. This is supposed to be like that other thread of masturbating, but the reverse: you catching instead of being caught.

Let's start. I caught my mom rubbing her pussy to this guy on a TV show. I walked in her room and she was like furiously rubbing inside her pants with a pleasurable look on her face. She then took out her hand with a freaked out look on her face, she said, "Do you want something to drink...?"

I once went in my parents room in the early mornin' to find my dad sleeping without his bed covers...with a huge morning wood. It was gross...

So, has anyone ever caught anybody who happened to be spanking his tremendous sausage? Or any of the above mentioned?
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So, has anyone ever caught anybody who happened to be spanking his tremendous sausage? Or any of the above mentioned?


I am so turned on right now
#6
Caught my friend wanking it in the bathroom at a McDicks once.

Walked in the bathroom to wash my hands and was serenaded by the lovely sound of skin whacking skin.

At least I know what they put in the Fillet-o-Fish now.
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I have more than once and do not wish to rehash these terrible memories.
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One time I searched the recycle bin on the family computer. I saw horrid pictures of my brother naked and showing off his penis. Now I only use my personal computer.
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#11
i caught my parents when i was like 12
my dad just grabbed the pillow and hold it to cover his ass

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#12
i swear there was a threwad like this a couple of days ago...
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#14
is your mom hot?
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One time I searched the recycle bin on the family computer. I saw horrid pictures of my brother naked and showing off his penis. Now I only use my personal computer.


lmfao

the crazy things people do while alone.
#16
a couple weeks ago while completely smashed and lying on the grass at a bus stop miles from anywhere, my friend gave her boyfriend a blowjob about three feet away while me and two other guys laughed uneasily...

it was her birthday too.
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I walked in her room and she was like furiously rubbing inside her pants with a pleasurable look on her face. She then took out her hand with a freaked out look on her face, she said, "Do you want something to drink...?"


What do you think she was offering you to drink :S

And, are you sure you didn't enjoy seeing it and are looking for others who feel the same?

I have my doubts about you
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#18
My brother in law once forgot me and my nephews were sleeping in the front room, and he came out butt ass naked to get a beer. Thats about it.
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to ts: is your mom hot?



My friends say she's hot and that she's a MILF...I beat the crap out of them, they always f*ck with me about it, they say how they banged my mom last night.


I caught way more people than what I posted, but I prefer to hear stories first.

Here's another one anyways: When I was very small, I was at disney and I wanted to take a dump in the bathroom. You know those walls that cover each toilet from the other so that you obviously don't see the other guy taking a dump? Well, there was a hole in the on I was sitting in. I looked through it, and I saw this fat guy, fapping with a huge erection (I was like 6 years-old, it was a "Real" Tremendous sausage to me at that time).
I ran out the bathroom crying. I don't why. It was really gross and I didn't tell my parents about it although I wanted to.
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#24
^pics please (of your mom, not the fat dude and the glory hole)

I wish I found some chick rubbing away furiously (not my mom/relative). If she wasn't like super fugly I'd rip my pants off and help her out
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That is about you GETTING CAUGHT. Not you CATCHING SOMEONE.
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#26
I caught a homeless guy sexing a dog behind bushes near a bridge once he was gonna chase me but i just ran off.

I was in a class one day were a girl was rubbing her pussy underneath a huge jacket, the class was so loud and outs controll no one noticed.
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^pics please (of your mom, not the fat dude and the glory hole)

I wish I found some chick rubbing away furiously (not my mom/relative). If she wasn't like super fugly I'd rip my pants off and help her out

No you wouldn't.
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No you wouldn't.

You seem to think that I'm above rape...


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#29
oh yeah...I almost forgot.
I caught my GFs best friend rubbing her downstairs on my GFs bed...I asked her if she needs some help and she laughed and tried to convince me to not tell my girlfriend.
Well...I didn't xD
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i swear there was a threwad like this a couple of days ago...



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this exact thread name and everything

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#31
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oh yeah...I almost forgot.
I caught my GFs best friend rubbing her downstairs on my GFs bed...I asked her if she needs some help and she laughed and tried to convince me to not tell my girlfriend.
Well...I didn't xD


You didn't what? tell your girlfriend or help her out?
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#32
I was round my friend's house and accidently walked in on his sister and her boyfriend having sex. For an 8 year old, I didn't really understand why they were playing naked wheelbarrow, now I do .
#33
there was a thread like this like yesterday.. i thought this was it still going on
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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You didn't what? tell your girlfriend or help her out?


none of it
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2. You're browsing through the UG forums.
3. You're reading now.
5. You didn't notice that there was no #4.
6. You just checked it.
7. Now you're having a lil smile.

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#35
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^pics please (of your mom, not the fat dude and the glory hole)

I wish I found some chick rubbing away furiously (not my mom/relative). If she wasn't like super fugly I'd rip my pants off and help her out


same here......see wat I did thar?
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#36
Walking home from the pub one night I saw some girl giving some dude a handjob.

Directly underneath/against a functioning street light is not the most discreet place to do such things.
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Walking home from the pub one night I saw some girl giving some dude a handjob.

Directly underneath/against a functioning street light is not the most discreet place to do such things.


yeah, one night some ppl were at it in a phone box (lit) in the high street.. not the best place tbh lol
#38
No, I know how to lock my room or tell my nosy mom to go **** herself.
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Quote by Slone
^pics please (of your mom, not the fat dude and the glory hole)

I wish I found some chick rubbing away furiously (not my mom/relative). If she wasn't like super fugly I'd rip my pants off and help her out



And end up having thousands of stranger's sperm dedicated to my mother? No way.
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