Poll: Which would you rather?
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View poll results: Which would you rather?
Rob a bank
28 18%
Have sex with the most beautiful person you can imagine.
129 82%
Voters: 157.
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#1
What would you do if those two options where given to you.

A) Commit a bank robbery, with your best friends knowing you could get caught but if you do not get caught the rewards will be rewarding.

B) Have sex with the most beautiful man/woman you can imagine.


Personally I would choose to rob a bank because the adrenaline would be intense.
#3
this is honestly the dumbest thread I have come across in my time in the pit (and I've come across a lot in the time I've been here... including that one about van halen/zeppelin yesterday).

edit: now that I think about it, I thought the bank robbery option was just a joke but I actually would rather choose that due to:
A - not wanting sex-before-marriage and
B - I hate greedy capitalists/bureaucrats
C - It would seem like more fun
D - It would not be disappointing if I finished as quick as possible.
Last edited by untalented at Aug 4, 2008,
#4
I'd rob the bank and use the money to have sex with the most beautiful woman I can imagine.

TAKE THAT FOR LOGIC!
#5
the reward will be rewarding eh....
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#7
Quote by untalented
this is honestly the dumbest thread I have come across in my time in the pit (and I've come across a lot in the time I've been here... including that one about van halen/zeppelin yesterday).

You haven't seen the "If you could have any ammount of any currency" thread.
#8
Quote by Jaymz_515
Sex during a bank robbery.

That's adrenaline.

that's a heart attack waiting to happen



i'd still do it, though
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#9
Quote by untalented
this is honestly the dumbest thread I have come across in my time in the pit (and I've come across a lot in the time I've been here... including that one about van halen/zeppelin yesterday).

your the dumbest person I have came across in my time in the pit including the dumbass who thought van halen and zeppelin where the same person.
#10
How is that even a question? Sex...or possibly going to jail. I choose sex.


Sex! Sex! Sex!
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#11
wow, TS, your title is right. you DO fail.
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#12
i would rob the bank if i know i dont get caught but the chances are too high that i get caught so i would take option 2
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#13
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I'd rob the bank and use the money to have sex with the most beautiful woman I can imagine.

TAKE THAT FOR LOGIC!



That sounds like an awesome idea
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#14
Quote by shadel0rd
your the dumbest person I have came across in my time in the pit including the dumbass who thought van halen and zeppelin where the same person.

seriously this is a silly question...the obvious choice would be sex...unless you're into getting raped in jail
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#15
Quote by shadel0rd

A) Commit a bank robbery, with your best friends knowing you could get caught but if you do not get caught the rewards will be rewarding.


And the sex will be sexy.
#16
Rob the bank then buy the fanciest hooker from Inner City Detroit.
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#17
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A) Commit a bank robbery, with your best friends knowing you could get caught but if you do not get caught the rewards will be rewarding.

awesome.

This is kind of a dumb thread though. Srsly.
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#18
Sex, since it's very likely I'd get caught. After all, my expertise in the field of bank robbery isn't great.
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#19
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Sex during a bank robbery.

That's adrenaline.



Keanu Reeves says:


Whoa.
#20
Actually that causes a chain reaction.
Rob a bank and then when caught and sent to prison have sex with the most beautiful man you can imagine called "Mauler" or "Icepick".
I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
#21
Quote by Jaymz_515
Sex during a bank robbery.

That's adrenaline.

Thats been done by Jason Statham in The Bank Job.
#22
Me thinks this is the dumbest question ever.
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#25
I'd take the monkey
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#27
It's surprisingly easy to catch bank robbers.
Sex, obviously.
If you are reading this, then it would seem that you're either too busy with this sig with nothing in it to finish reading the thread or there are no posts left in the thread to read.
#28
So, the choice is basically sex with someone you think is uber hot, or sex with your cell-mate.
I'm going with the beautiful person option.
#29
1. Bank Robbery means:
2.Get rich. which means:
3. Have sex with two women.


...durrrrr


eit: Then again:


Bank Robbery means:

Get caught. WHich means:

Have unwanted sex with large man named leslie.
#30
Too many people think with their dick.
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#31
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Thats been done by Jason Statham in The Bank Job.


(Shakes fist at sky) Damn you Jason Statham!!!!
#33
Quote by af_the_fragile
Thats been done by Jason Statham in The Bank Job.


I wouldn't know to be perfectly honest, 'twas an off-the-cuff thing, I assume you mean the film though, which I have not seen.

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New poll:

Would you rather rob a woman, or have sex with a bank?


The woman, as long as I rob her virginity.

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wat

#34
Quote by shadel0rd
alright what if you knew you would not get caught?

then everybody would rob a bank.....
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#35
Lols

YOU CAN HAVE SEX IN JAIL!


so robbery its win win
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#38
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Better yet, would you woman a bank or sex a rob?

no
would you bank a woman or rob a sex
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Tokio Hotel is probably the worst thing Germany has produced since WW2.


#39
Quote by sashki
New poll:

Would you rather rob a woman, or have sex with a bank?

Well, if she was a virgin, I guess you could steal her virginity.
And banks have many forms, which could lead to paper cuts on the wang.
So I'd have to rob a woman.
#40
Quote by Toast1337
no
would you bank a woman or rob a sex

use a prostitute or rape?
neither...
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