#1
Yeah, finally hit the big 1-5. The only downside is I go on holiday tommorow which means a whole week of no pit and I wont be playing my bass either which will be torture.

Whats the longest you've ever gone without the pit or playing your prefered instrument ?
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#3
That's pretty sad that you can't go one week without thinking of the pit. I just spent a month away from UG and came back a couple of days ago.
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#4
13 years?

I was 14 when i discovered the pit.
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#5
Happy Birthday.

Remember kid, this time 15 years ago your mother was screaming her heart out, trying to push you out through her bloody vagina.

... I got you a raccoon called Nelson!!


#6
What? There is more to life than the Pit. Seriously. I only go on this stupid website because i can't masturbate ALL THE time.....


#7
Happy Birthday!

You're now one year closer to being dead!
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#9
happy birthday
and only a day.. but in all fairness ive only been on this for a few weeks
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#10
Happy Birthday.

I got you an old man. (Includes fridge)(does not include pram)



Yes I know it's the one I poasted in the other thread but I don't care.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#11
happy birthday!
i made you a rubix-cube cake

Living is easy with eyes closed...
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#12
I spent a month without the pit...only came back yesterday.

I think you should spend the time thinking of the sheer absurdity of your situation: you're going on holiday, and all you're thinking about is a message board on the internet, where people anonymously argue about masturbation and doing stupid things in front of relatives.
#13
i got you you're favourite thing


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#14
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Happy Birthday!

You're now one year closer to being dead!



wow...thanks
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#15
15 years ago today something grew inside your mother... That thing was YOU.

Seriously though happy birthday man.
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#16
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13 years?

I was 14 when i discovered the pit.


You weren't going without the pit when didn't even know what it was. Well, you were but its not the same mental and physical strain as visiting the pit and then coming back, so it doesnt count. But happy birthday.


Answer: About a year. I only just started visiting again.
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#17
Happy birthday man.

I am going away from my guitar for one week, starting Saturday.

I got you Bush.




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15 years ago today something grew inside your mother... That thing was YOU.

Seriously though happy birthday man.



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#18
Regarding my previous poast.

This is a slightly more recent picture of the old man including a dry, witty caption:


RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#20
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Yeah, finally hit the big 1-5. The only downside is I go on holiday tommorow which means a whole week of no pit and I wont be playing my bass either which will be torture.

You're -4?
#22
6 weeks.... i broke my wrist really bad!

lonliest 6 weeks ever
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everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth
#23
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOO!!

But I am 17

I am older

ergo - you stole my birthday

expect the police around your house in 2 to 3 hours.
i hope you have enjoyed life.
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#24
happy birfday...

im loving the metalocalpse quotes in this thread too:P
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#27
Your complaining about having something better to do than be on the computer.
wtf is wrong with you?
happy birthday though. I've got one coming up soon myself.