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#1
Right, here's how it's going down UG.

I'm Brandon, 15 year old half-mexican guitar playing god and I am the next Jimi Hendrix

My Dad owns a dry cleaning company and he makes $200,000 a year so money for gear isn't a problem. I'm thinking of buying one of the guitars that Jimi used to make me more like him. I already know all of the chords including all of the minor ones. I can play all of Coheed and Cambria's songs on guitar AND bass.

I've only been playing for 10 months so I'm pretty gifted, I had to stop getting lessons from my guitar teacher because I was actually better than him.

My band is tight. We are called Sons of Hazard, we play a cross between Dream Theater, Pearl Jam and Metallica. After we release our first 3 albums I'm probably going to go solo and tour a bit to get my name out there.

My friends say I look like a mexican version of Elijah Woods but it's ok because I like Lord of the Rings.

Peace out dudes
#2
hendrix is overrated
post some videos and then i'll believe you
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#4
Post videos, otherwise we'll all assume that you are stupid, a liar or a troll.

EDIT: Also, who the hell do you think you are?
#5
1/10

you need to know when to stop to make it believable.
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#7
Hell, why not play like Petrucci, Satriani, Van Halen, Clapton, Slash, Morello, Young, Malmsteen while you're at it.

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#8
Jimi Hendrix wasn't that amazing of a technical player, if you are as good as him the rest of this site cept for teh noobs to the guitar are better than you. Post back when your Steve Vai kthxbai

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#9
obvious troll is obvious.
*reported*
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#10
its not hard to play like hendrix now is it? play the blues with more distortion...lots of wah FAST and slopily....i tell you what ill give you a few lessons....based on this video...if ur better than me, ill quit
#11
nothing special. plenty already better than u. so u can cover songs. everyone can do that. write something better than hendrix to impress me.
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#12


I dont beleive you, and i also dont beleive that video. Even if it is you, you arent as good as you are saying.

Oh, and full of yourself much? You created a whole god damn thread to brag about how good you are? get outta here.

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#14
your video wasnt that impressive. a few little harmonies and simple chord progressions. nice but it sure didnt blow me out of the water. also your a really pretentious **** arent you?
#16
That video is O.K. at best. Post a vid of you playing Jason Becker's Altitudes and I will believe you.

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#17
well your better than me but i dont see how covering songs means your the next hendrix. I really dont see what the point of this thread is
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#18
I believed him
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#19
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Wow, even the minor chords?! You must be some sort of god!


lol yeh thats what i thought
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#20
obvious troll is obvious
Just remember, at the end of the game, the king and the pawn go in the same box
#22
I want swept arpaggios and 8 finger tapping.
Pref. using all seven strings of a guitar at about 280 bpm....

Then your god to me.
Right now, your an okish acoustic emo rocker...

But to be on topic, go get yourself a Fender Stratocaster, SSS setup, and a nice wah pedal. Should be no problem with your daddy's dirty laundry money.
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#23
wow you can teach a monkey how to do major and minor chords that doesn't make you good
esp ltd m300
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#24
wow, you're a dick, nobody's gonna wanna work with you with such a big head. It's going to take up the whole practice space.

Here's a tip, loose the ego and the nerve to post something like this, maybe you'll be more respected.
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#26
Excellent trolling...only it wasn't...because it was obviously trolling.
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#27
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If you had been playing for only 10 months why was the video uploaded nearly a year ago? Way to troll.


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#28
From his old thread...

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I've been a little shocked that everyone is unwilling to believe me.

I am of the skill level to wear the crown of greatest guitarist ever. My name is Brandon Hurtado look out for my name in a few years time. Guitar is my life, I practice at least 10 hours a day.

I started skipping school once I began playing so failure really isn't an option for me and I am dedicated to the end.

Peace out dudes

Quite right, it isn't an option for you...

...more of a default setting.
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#29
Either this is deja vu, or I have seen this exact thread before...


I smell shite!!!

EDIT: You're also 16, according to your profile.

Seriously, you should check your birth certificate sometime soon.
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#31
Quote by TheATXKiller
Right, here's how it's going down UG.

I'm Brandon, 15 year old half-mexican guitar playing god and I am the next Jimi Hendrix

My Dad owns a dry cleaning company and he makes $200,000 a year so money for gear isn't a problem. I'm thinking of buying one of the guitars that Jimi used to make me more like him. I already know all of the chords including all of the minor ones. I can play all of Coheed and Cambria's songs on guitar AND bass.

I've only been playing for 10 months so I'm pretty gifted, I had to stop getting lessons from my guitar teacher because I was actually better than him.

My band is tight. We are called Sons of Hazard, we play a cross between Dream Theater, Pearl Jam and Metallica. After we release our first 3 albums I'm probably going to go solo and tour a bit to get my name out there.

My friends say I look like a mexican version of Elijah Woods but it's ok because I like Lord of the Rings.

Peace out dudes

Funny thing is that this actually did happen to me when i was 9 years old. but that doesn't mean i'm going to be the next legendary guitarist. Btw, i won't buy your records if i see them because i hate you.
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#32
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haha, nice catch

I know, i wouldnt have caught that either.

And no, i'm not going to be looking out for your name in a few years, because this is total BS.

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#34
Quote by TheATXKiller
Right, here's how it's going down UG.

I'm Brandon, 15 year old half-mexican guitar playing god and I am the next Jimi Hendrix

My Dad owns a dry cleaning company and he makes $200,000 a year so money for gear isn't a problem. I'm thinking of buying one of the guitars that Jimi used to make me more like him. I already know all of the chords including all of the minor ones. I can play all of Coheed and Cambria's songs on guitar AND bass.

I've only been playing for 10 months so I'm pretty gifted, I had to stop getting lessons from my guitar teacher because I was actually better than him.

My band is tight. We are called Sons of Hazard, we play a cross between Dream Theater, Pearl Jam and Metallica. After we release our first 3 albums I'm probably going to go solo and tour a bit to get my name out there.

My friends say I look like a mexican version of Elijah Woods but it's ok because I like Lord of the Rings.

Peace out dudes

Why did he need to point that out?
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#35
So, if you're going to be the next Hendrix... that's cool. He's pretty good... I dunno if you got what it takes...

In any event, I'm not sure if your ego will kill you or a large heroin overdose.
#37
If you can play Fermented Offal Discharge I will shut the **** up and call you god, right now.


I bet you can't.


TheATXKiller, You are lucky I don't have a webcam because I would challenge you to a guitar duel and own your ass.
#39
This has already been posted....

... like two months ago...

...way to copypasta
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#40
You're so cool! you should also consider taking heavy amounts of illegal drugs to be more like Hendrix. Who knows, I might worship you as well some day.
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