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#1
k so last night i had a dream that i was in the shower, my mom got in with me, then started giving me a hand job...

..im ****in freaked out.
im not attracted to my mom in any way, and i get freaked out whenever i look at her now...

i need some advice
#2
you need help
EDIT: Rape her
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#5
Maybe you should actually live out that fantasy
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#9
You got the Oedipus complex nah nah nah nah naaahhh nah
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#11
You don't need advice. You need to get laid.
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#12
i heard about this about half an hour ago on QI.

It means you feel guilty for being mean to her...


Or you need to get in touch with your feminine side...


or your actually gay...


dont remember :/
#14
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Get her to give you a handjob.

It's the only way.


That is correct.
...What!?
#15
Actually, most sexual fantasies during dreams occur with people who you aren't actually attracted to.
#16
Just be a man and **** your mom.
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#17
"father, i want to kill you, mother, I want to **** you"

Guess who's got the Oedipus complex.
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Actually, most sexual fantasies during dreams occur with people who you aren't actually attracted to.


Can I get a source? Really, most of my naughty dreams are with girls I find attractive, but they're just random girls I see.
#21
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Actually, most sexual fantasies during dreams occur with people who you aren't actually attracted to.


Certainly isn't true with me.

I think. I can't remember any of my sex dreams anyways.
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*Leaves thread satisfied*
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Actually, most sexual fantasies during dreams occur with people who you aren't actually attracted to.

I'm gonna have to disagree with you there.
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"father, i want to kill you, mother, I want to **** you"

Guess who's got the Oedipus complex.

Ooh! Ooh! Jim Morrison!
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#29
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Get her to give you a handjob.

It's the only way.

This.
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so i was in the shower, my mom got in with me, then started giving me a hand job...



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"father, i want to kill you, mother, I want to **** you"

Guess who's got the Oedipus complex.


The guy in my avatar.
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#36
Well we all subconsciously want to screw our own mothers, so its all good.
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borntorock2112, you devil you.
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This man deserves my +1

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#40
Hope the dream doesn't happen again and try to suppress that memory.

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