#1
So, these B*tches make a fake Facebook profile for my brother. They just accepted my friend request, so I can post on "his" wall. I know one girl used to like my brother in 10th grade but he blatantly ignored her. I need some ways to seriously rip into em'.

Have at it dudes (and dudettes).
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#3
make fake account and post cp pictures until facebook notices and deletes both aco****s.
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#4
Leave.
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#11
*waits for someone to say rape*

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#12
here's a good thing. TELL UR F*CKING BROTHER!
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#14
This kind of crap demonstrates why they should never have allowed school kids to sign up to Facebook. It was so much better when it was just for unis.
#15
I understood wish saying what was he I.
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#16
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I honestly do not understand this thread, nor want to.

me either dude
in other words....
WAT?
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#18
Here's a plan: fuck off, we don't care.
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#19
grind their parents up into chilli and make them eat it.
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#20
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Here's a plan: fuck off, we don't care.


This guy is the ****ing toughest guy here. He even puts his swears in italics so you can see the whole naughty word.

But yeah tell your brother.
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#21
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This guy is the ****ing toughest guy here. He even puts his swears in italics so you can see the whole naughty word.

But yeah tell your brother.

lol its only one letter so it avoids the filters
#22
Say they were the result of a misplaced cumshot and an early period that met on a mens room floor that grew to be a fetus in a drainpipe and was found by a redneck and his dog.
#23
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Say they were the result of a misplaced cumshot and an early period that met on a mens room floor that grew to be a fetus in a drainpipe and was found by a redneck and his dog.

#24
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Say they were the result of a misplaced cumshot and an early period that met on a mens room floor that grew to be a fetus in a drainpipe and was found by a redneck and his dog.

you're pretty ****ed up man....
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#27
Kill your brother. He is no longer going to be a problem

Thank me later.
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Say they were the result of a misplaced cumshot and an early period that met on a mens room floor that grew to be a fetus in a drainpipe and was found by a redneck and his dog.

Something like that can't be made up.
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#30
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make fake account and post cp pictures until facebook notices and deletes both aco****s.


I was actually gonna suggest something like this, but replace child porn with good ol' fashion lesbian porn.
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