#1
So my dial up ISP contract ends today. My home phone service ends today. My computers hard drive took a shit yesterday. I'm using my youngest's computer tonight. I bid a very fond adieu for the moment to all of you pit monkeys I have grown to know over the last year or so. I am leaving for a bit until I find an internet connection that is truly worth the money. Dial up sucks. It is pretty much useless for UG. UG is pretty much the only thing I use the internet for other than reading the news. So I will be absent for a time. You may see me post some during the day from work but that is pretty much hit or miss. Ya I'm at work. My evenings will be somewhat hollow without you guys and weekends will be intolerable. So for now goodbye, be good and be careful. If you can't be good and careful name the little fucker after me. I'll be on for another 30 minutes or so while I finish my beer if anybody cares.
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#3
Enjoy that damn beer.
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#5
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Enjoy that damn beer.

I am.
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#6
Aw, come back as soon as you can!
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
#7
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I am.

Good.


Before you go, show us your face dammit!!
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BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#8
*tear* the pit will never be the same...

Oh wait...yeah it'll still be the same as ever when you get back.

Trust me you're not missing out on anything. The constant "LOL WUT?", Profit, and rape her posts will be ever present.
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#13
its like the cool uncle is moving out
see ya, try to enjoy your time away!
Living is easy with eyes closed...
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#14
Awww man. You were a beacon of light amongst all the lol wuts. I'm going to miss you. Come back soon dude.
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#15
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I need to impregnate someone who'll tolerate me demanding the kid be named Jackal58.

I know her. She's not worth the plane ticket dude.

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Good.


Before you go, show us your face dammit!!

I got two videos of me jamming with my kids I've been trying to upload for a month. Will do so when I return.

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Goodbye dude.

Remember me.

How can I forget the best Niagara Falls has to offer. I've been there. You are the best they have to offer. Unless you have an enormous plastic fetish.
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#16
My beer is empty. Goodnight UG.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#17
Jackal, come back old man.

EDIT: What kinda beer you drinkin' fool?
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#18
My child isn't going to be called Jackal! He'd be teased!
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.