Poll: Text Sex?
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Yes
32 22%
No
110 77%
Voters: 143.
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#1
Yes this is a serious question.
for those of you who dont know what it is its when you describe what you would do to the other person

So far ive done "it" with 3 different chicks...all of whom live in different area codes and met on myspace (gotta love myspace)

So have you?
#6
this guy posts a lot of lame threads...
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#9
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#10
My friend was texting some girl and they did and it ended after 3 minutes when he said "That ain't chocolate, it's doo-doo, baby."
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#14
lolz cyberz

That's just a bit creepy, especially with "girls" you met on myspace.
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#15
yeah once...

her:"i slowly pull down your pants and start feeling your penis"
me:"****"
her:"what?"
me:"FINISHED!"
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#16
does "FWD: SEND THIS TEXT TO 5 OF UR CLOSEST FRIENDS WITHIN 10 MINUTES AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR LOL" count?

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Play until she breaks up with you.

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#19
loll i regret to say, i have.

it was extremely boring.
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#20
1. No
2. What the f man. Can't even have phone sex these days, everythings gotta be technological and hip. :-\
3. It's called sexting.
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#22
Textual intercourse? Sounds boring to be honest.
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#25
ive had sex before...
its fun when you dont have any real tang infront of you
and its not like we decide to do it...we just kinda start talking and then it turns into that.
youd be surprised how a conversation moves from topic to topic
#26
Lol no but I know someone who did and it ended up that she was in like 7th grade and he was a junior in high school soooooooooo...
#27
If you're the type to text sex... then you probably don't last long.

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Lexi: "strips"

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1 New Message 12:35 AM

Lexi: "sucks u. u git off all over my face."

YOU: "whoa... perfect timing!"

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#28
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My friend was texting some girl and they did and it ended after 3 minutes when he said "That ain't chocolate, it's doo-doo, baby."





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#30
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Real Sex > Text Sex

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#31
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Real Sex > Text Sex

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I would say that I agree with this but... no greater than or less than sign could make this comparison.

And whoever has had any kind of "cyber sex" is either a loser or... no, yeah a loser.
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#32
To me:
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#33
So how was it man??

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#34
I've been to second base in texts...
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#36
that reminds me of the time that me and my friends told this kid that phone sex is when you cut a hole in your phone and have sex with it. after we told him this, he replied "oh yea, i do that with my girlfriend all the time."
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#37
No, no point. In the great words of Chuck Palahnuik "Why be at home watching porn, when you can be out having really great sex?"
#38
seriously?.......................
......................seriously?
you couldnt even just CALL and have phone sex?
..wow.
you just failed at life.
do the world a favor and go play in traffic


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#40
Me and my girlfriend used to do that during class haha. I could never concentrate...
I've had Alzheimer's Disease for as long as I can remember.

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