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#1
Guys can you help me? I have the stomach ache from hell. Any suggestions of getting rid of it? Me and my friends had an eating contest I won. Now I feel sick.
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#2
go vomit. You will feel better.
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#4
It's the Dr. Pepper. It's Satan's drink! They won't give Slash a free Dr. Pepper.
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#5
Stick your finger down your throat.


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#6
DId you count on not feeling sick after being in an eating contest?
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#7
Go have sex, but while riding a mechanical bull and watching KFC commercials.


You'll feel much better.
#9
Quote by Spartan070sarge
It's the Dr. Pepper. It's Satan's drink! They won't give Slash a free Dr. Pepper.


Hey Dr. Pepper is amazing just not in large doses.
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#10
Pepto Bismol....Hasn't television taught you anything?
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Buy fresh sliced deli ham and stop being a bitch. Also, never microwave ham ever, it's in strict violation of ham law.
#13
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Guys can you help me? I have the stomach ache from hell. Any suggestions of getting rid of it? Me and my friends had an eating contest I won. Now I feel sick.


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#14
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go vomit. You will feel better.


Did this honestly feeling better now.
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#15
Quote by tayroar
Did this honestly feeling better now.


You win.

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#16
I feel so cheerleader diet now.
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#17
Embrace the pain bitch


Call it guilty pleasure
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#19
I did that with Kraft Dinner and water.. Entire un-chewed noodles came out of my nose when I puked. Felt much much better afterwards, though. It's all in the puke.
#20
Good lord puking felt amazing. There was an unidentified white object in it though looked like a napkin. I have no idea what it was. Dammit I should have taken pics.
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#22
Was you high when you did this?
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#23
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I did that with Kraft Dinner and water.. Entire un-chewed noodles came out of my nose when I puked. Felt much much better afterwards, though. It's all in the puke.


Repulsive.
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I love ham, I'm gay!!!

Buy fresh sliced deli ham and stop being a bitch. Also, never microwave ham ever, it's in strict violation of ham law.
#25
i just had breakfast and you made me hungry again

well, throwing up was really your only option
#26
Go to the bathroom and press the "Happy" Button down your throat. Voila.
#29
Shout...

'KING OF THE RHUBARB!'

That usually works.


EDIT:
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Did anyone else think 'pfft, light weight' when reading the title of this thread?


Yer Lol...MEDIUM PIZZA?...

What a little girl.
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#31
Serves you right.
I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.
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#32
Pics NAO
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#33
Wow, did you get a stomach ache from that? That is pretty much my daily food.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#34
You obviously havent eaten enough, TS.
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that's just what they do.
there's probably humans doing the same thing.
quit being so paranoid.


#35
Get drunk, then you won't feel your stomach, and you just need to wait until tomorrow to feel terrible.
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#36


seriously though, just try to throw it up.
once it's over and done with, you're as sound as a pound.
sincewhen??

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#37
Quote by Craigo
Did anyone else think 'pfft, light weight' when reading the title of this thread?



yup

*eats second medium pizza whilst drinking 3rd liter of carb water*
#38
That happened to me once with Papa Johns and 32 oz of fountain drink from quick trip... except I had some cinnamin dessert from papa johns too... I threw up and pizza came out my nose.

Anyway, drinking lots of water helps.
#39
As Chopper would say "Harden the Fuck up!"

But don't so much fat ass.

P.S: I don't even know ts i just don't like Dr. Pepper.

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#40
Just wait it out. You didn't eat or drink that much.
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