#1
came to the north america with a gun, how screwed would we be??

and what if all the people who had dwarfism (from all over the world) were secretly on their side???

wow


scary...
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#4
this thread makes absolutley no sense....thats like saying what if all our underwear got a mind of its own and started biting our dicks off...
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this thread makes absolutley no sense....thats like saying what if all our underwear got a mind of its own and started biting our dicks off...



alright, now thats ****in scary.
#9
I doubt every Asian is homicidal. And for all the homicidal ones, there's millions of Asians with guns to get rid of them.
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#11
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I would be more afraid if every Asian came over to North America and received a driver's license.
bahahahaha!
#13
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#15
lol you high?
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#16
I like those cute Asians
(not the ones who try to be all hot ; those ones creep me out)

I figured out the "rice" secrete
you must massage it TWICE before cooking
then it is amazing
I wonder if it also works with rice-ladies?
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#18
no, guns are loaded with shoes made by overworked/underpaid asian children...

how scary would THAT be?

asian guy: WuhTAHHHHH
me: Holy F*** is that a shoe coming out your g.....
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Quote by lordofthefood1
I like those cute Asians
(not the ones who try to be all hot ; those ones creep me out)

I figured out the "rice" secrete
you must massage it TWICE before cooking
then it is amazing
I wonder if it also works with rice-ladies?


i like all of them, even the ones who creep you out.
like i said, everlasting orgasm
#21
Quote by sam_brault
no, guns are loaded with shoes made by overworked/underpaid asian children...

how scary would THAT be?

asian guy: WuhTAHHHHH
me: Holy F*** is that a shoe coming out your g.....
that actually wouldnt be scary at all.
#22
im just saying, they would massively overpopulate north america

theres like 4/1 ratio
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Quote by lordofthefood1
I like those cute Asians
(not the ones who try to be all hot ; those ones creep me out)

I figured out the "rice" secrete
you must massage it TWICE before cooking
then it is amazing
I wonder if it also works with rice-ladies?

How do you massage rice?
#24
The thread starter is French Canadian. Don't worry guys, their kind is naturally retarded. Every REAL Canadian knows this.
Be cool.
#25
Quote by InvaderTSN
I have never been in a car accident. I'm actually startled by this considering my Asian backround.


None of my asian friends have ever crashed.

I actually think they are all much better drivers than I am.
#26
Quote by sam_brault
im just saying, they would massively overpopulate north america

theres like 4/1 ratio

If every american/canadian would go over to asia, they'ld massively overpopulate asia too!
Seriously, get off that coke. Its ****ing up your mind!
#27
Has someone been reading Revelation again... Now that's a bad, BAD, boy.

Everyone knows the Bible is for judgemental people who have crazy homocidal asian fantasies.
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#29
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None of my asian friends have ever crashed.

I actually think they are all much better drivers than I am.

Japanese drivers are the best drifters in the world. You know how much control it takes to drift?!
You've gotta be a damn good driver to be able to do that...

And they do like to race their cars a lot.........or is that just in the movies??!
#30
This thread is so racist.

What if every asian in the world use chopsticks and consume atleast 3 a day...
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#33
Quote by af_the_fragile
If every american/canadian would go over to asia, they'ld massively overpopulate asia too!
Seriously, get off that coke. Its ****ing up your mind!

I had a coke once. It was quite the liquid.
#34
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I'm scared too. Something must be wrong with me.


Just imagine if you were a woman aswell.
#35
Quote by af_the_fragile
Japanese drivers are the best drifters in the world. You know how much control it takes to drift?!
You've gotta be a damn good driver to be able to do that...

And they do like to race their cars a lot.........or is that just in the movies??!


I think it's just the movies. None of the asians I know like racing. Mind you, I don't know any Japanese people.
#36
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I had a coke once. It was quite the liquid.

Its much better in the powdered form...
Though too much of it can make you lose your mind like the TS.
#37
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I would be more afraid if every Asian came over to North America and received a driver's license.



Amazing
#38
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i like all of them, even the ones who creep you out.
like i said, everlasting orgasm

Now imagine if they all had guns and were attacking...
Lord Gold feeds from your orifices and he wants to see you sweat.
Lord Gold probes you publicly and makes your pussy wet.
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#39
i dont even speak well in french, wtf are you on?
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