#2
What do you plan to do about this?
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#3
Quote by deanfreak93
What do you plan to do about this?

I have absolutely no idea dude
She wants me to write lyrics and sing and everything...
She lives a ways away and I won't see her for a while, but still, I'm a metalhead
#5
Make sure you like the girl back first, use safe sex, ect.
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#6
Heh. Well.. I am a girl and I can see why she asked... I would totally be all *happy/blush* if a guy wrote me a song. I think you should try it, even if it epically blows its the thought that counts right? Also she will probably be all happy just to hear her name sung to some tune whether it be good or not.
#8
Dude, she's giving you a gateway to her cherry.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#9
I hate that request. "Write me a song haha !"

I'm not a lyrical factory. It takes me a lot of work to get lyrics i'm proud of, I can't just shoot them out of my ass because you have nice tits, not if you want it meaningful.
#10
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#11
Quote by JakdOnCrack
I hate that request. "Write me a song haha !"

I'm not a lyrical factory. It takes me a lot of work to get lyrics i'm proud of, I can't just shoot them out of my ass because you have nice tits, not if you want it meaningful.


If you want tits so bad, just write a song about tits.
#12
im gay
but thats okay
i like other guys
its no surprise
im gay
but thats okay
alone with him at night
the moment just feels right
im gay
but thats okay
screw you girlfriend
i hate you. the end.
cause im gay
but thats ok

repeat
#13
dude this is exactly what happened to me. and I'm a metalhead too. and my girlfriend doesn't like metal. But after many days I composed a piece of music that wasn't about necro pedophiles. And I sung it too. Just do it. You wont die. Your inner demon might though.

Edit: All you have to do after that is spend a couple of minutes in the pit after you sing it. Your demon will come back. And stronger.
#14
Never had anyone ask me that, though, I wish they would, actually.

I'm a lyrics person and spend all my time I SHOULD be playing guitar writing poetry and lyrics.
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#15
Quote by ninja.kitty
im gay
but thats okay
i like other guys
its no surprise
im gay
but thats okay
alone with him at night
the moment just feels right
im gay
but thats okay
screw you girlfriend
i hate you. the end.
cause im gay
but thats ok

repeat

uh yea dude 2 words... EPIC FAIL!!
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#16
Yeah, and I wrote some of the better songs I've written in awhile. At least it got me back into recording stuff.
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#17
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uh yea dude 2 words... EPIC FAIL!!

you have obviously never tried it.
#18
Wait a minute. Guitarists are like sex godz who can get any lady to start with. But if you write a girl you like a song she is definately your. I like metal too but I am very open minded and can play acoustic pretty well.
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#20
Quote by JakdOnCrack
I hate that request. "Write me a song haha !"

I'm not a lyrical factory. It takes me a lot of work to get lyrics i'm proud of, I can't just shoot them out of my ass because you have nice tits, not if you want it meaningful.

^ Just put this to music!!
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#21
sing her that song that goes "im not gonna write you a love song cuz you ask for it"

and tell her you wrote it... she might beleive it
#22
Quote by Xiaoxi
Dude, she's giving you a gateway to her cherry.

Seriously. She wants you to bang her like a gong.

Hell, dude, you could probably get something out of this even if you don't write one.
#23
Steal some Barry White lyrics and play the solo to Ants of the Sky, including the bluegrass bit. You're gonna get some ass for that.
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#24
I did it....got absolutley nothing in return.

no sex

no nothing


not worth it at all


all i got was an aww ur so sweet...**** that

i asked her out later


denied


/facepalm
#25
Quote by Altoidwithmelon
I did it....got absolutley nothing in return.

no sex

no nothing


not worth it at all


all i got was an aww ur so sweet...**** that

i asked her out later


denied


/facepalm

that is EXACTLY what I KNOW will happen.
She lives at least an hour away and is older than me and already told me she isn't interested in me.
fAIL!
#26
Quote by ninja.kitty
im gay
but thats okay
i like other guys
its no surprise
im gay
but thats okay
alone with him at night
the moment just feels right
im gay
but thats okay
screw you friend
i you. the end.
cause im gay
but thats ok

repeat



...



That's genius.
ok, yeah. my name is silly because I signed up when I was 13.

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#27
Wait a minute. Guitarists are like sex godz who can get any lady to start with. But if you write a girl you like a song she is definately your. I like metal too but I am very open minded and can play acoustic pretty well.



Not always...

I wrote a song for a girl I really liked, and I played it for her and her friend, and the friend loved it but the girl I liked didn't even say anything about it after I finished, she just complained about how cold it was or some bull****...

However, I commend anyone with the stones to do this, because it sucked ass when I did it.
#30
Obviously she doesn't want you to compose anything, they never do. She just wants lyrics or something...
#32
Hell, just cover Rick Astely, she probably doesn't know who he is.

Win/Win, you learn how to play Never Gonna Give You Up and you will get some ass.

I'm a ****in genious.
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So I was wondering, are black people capable feeling love? I mean can their brains comprehend that kind of emotion, or are they not programmed that way.
#33
Quote by shadesofanger
Hell, just cover Rick Astely, she probably doesn't know who he is.

Win/Win, you learn how to play Never Gonna Give You Up and you will get some ass.

I'm a ****in genious.


And you'll rickroll her. You, my sir, are a genious.
#34
Quote by shadesofanger
Hell, just cover Rick Astely, she probably doesn't know who he is.

Win/Win, you learn how to play Never Gonna Give You Up and you will get some ass.

I'm a ****in genious.

RPGOOF (12:08:37 AM): awww
RPGOOF (12:08:40 AM): i can't hijack a song? D:
GIRL(12:09:04 AM): well maybe one that i dont know
GIRL (12:09:05 AM): lol

Rick roll it is! haha
#35
Quote by RPGoof
that is EXACTLY what I KNOW will happen.
She lives at least an hour away and is older than me and already told me she isn't interested in me.
fAIL!

Then dont do it just tell her to Fvck off
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#37
Quote by RPGoof
RPGOOF (12:08:37 AM): awww
RPGOOF (12:08:40 AM): i can't hijack a song? D:
GIRL(12:09:04 AM): well maybe one that i dont know
GIRL (12:09:05 AM): lol

Rick roll it is! haha


HAHA, Rick Astley wins again.

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And you'll rickroll her. You, my sir, are a genious.


I am now thinking of sigging this.

Edit - Hell I'm doin it.
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shadesofanger, you're my hero.


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So I was wondering, are black people capable feeling love? I mean can their brains comprehend that kind of emotion, or are they not programmed that way.