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#1
and I know I'm not the only one that gets sprung thinking about a relative. I'd give my left nut for a shot at a shot into my 2nd cousins eye.

Who else would give a relative a dirty sanchez or golden shower or perhaps just the standard bumpin' uglies?
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#12
You see, this is why the human race is fucked.
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#13
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This. and btw, you are supposed to have fellings for your family members, just not sexual ones.
#14
incest maybe?and every thread ive been in so far there was at least one person to use that facepalm smiley unneccaceraly(sp?)
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#16
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#17
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You see, this is why the human race is fucked.



why? less americans due to genetic deformities leading to devolution. more chinese..they give you more sucky 4 ur dolla
#18
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incest maybe?and every thread ive been in so far there was at least one person to use that facepalm smiley unneccaceraly(sp?)

Unnecessarily? How dare you? My use of the facepalm smiley was completely justified!
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#19
Quote by TexasFury
if you have to put a numerical adjective in front of the relational name, they ain't relatives. by that token EVERYONE would be "family" then


She's my dads step-sisters daughter, i think that makes her 2nd? I dunno odds are im a form of incest too. Way hot though, 3 kids hence a total milf...Id do it in a second and not feel bad at all.
#20
Quote by TexasFury
if you have to put a numerical adjective in front of the relational name, they ain't relatives. by that token EVERYONE would be "family" then

hes got it right. When ever we have a famliy reunion i get introduced to 3rd cousins twice removed. And im like what the **** does that mean? is some great aunt good friends with them or something. And what is this whoe removed thing? were they put up for adoption and taken back twice?
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#22
dude thats a little wierd...... i mean atleast its not your mom or sister..... but its still mad wierd
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#23
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why? less americans due to genetic deformities leading to devolution. more chinese..they give you more sucky 4 ur dolla
It could also mean one disease can destroy and entire civilization.

That's only one problem, though.
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#27
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She's my dads step-sisters daughter, i think that makes her 2nd? I dunno odds are im a form of incest too. Way hot though, 3 kids hence a total milf...Id do it in a second and not feel bad at all.



Dude, stepsister = NOT FAMILY.

Go for it.
#28
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They don't have to have babies, though.
True.

But the right thing would to just not sex up a family member, at all.
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#31
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She's my dads step-sisters daughter, i think that makes her 2nd? I dunno odds are im a form of incest too. Way hot though, 3 kids hence a total milf...Id do it in a second and not feel bad at all.

Well, then she's not blood related, so that wouldn't really be incest, would it?
#33
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Well, then she's not blood related, so that wouldn't really be incest, would it?


I never called it incest, but she is a family member so awkwardness would be abundant, and possibly a turn on.
#34
Dude...

All i can suggest is stay away from /b/
That place is flooded with creeps like you.
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#35
Quote by Diet_coke_head
She's my dads step-sisters daughter, i think that makes her 2nd? I dunno odds are im a form of incest too. Way hot though, 3 kids hence a total milf...Id do it in a second and not feel bad at all.


that's not how 2nd cousins works. your 2nd cousin is your parent's cousin's kid. You should totally have sex with her. She's not your blood relative so the worst you'd be doing would be to make future family reunions really awkward. or maybe it'll be great and you start looking forward to reunions.
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#37
Pfft, FDR married his 5th cousin, hit that, also I demand pics as payment for my advice.
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#38
Eh...you should stop listening to country music.

You should also post a pic so we can judge whether or not shes hot enough to risk the weirdness. Get her some birth control for her bday, that will get some laughs.
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#39
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Pfft, FDR married his 5th cousin, hit that, also I demand pics as payment for my advice.



Your advice earned a pic of my right nut.

Anyboner, this thread isn't about me, I wanna hear others. I know everybody has at least flown half mast over a relative.
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