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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLyrgBT9RqA

2008 - Assasination Attempts Of 4 Political Figures. Conflict In Indostan. This
Will Be One Of The Reasons For The Beginning Of A Third World War.

2010 - Beginning Of A Third World War. The War Will Start In November Of 2010 And Will End In October Of 2014. It Will Start Off Like A Regulat War, Later Nuclear And Chemical Weapons Will Be Put To Use.

2011 - All The Animals And Plants In The Northern Hemisphere Will Die From The Nuclear Fallout. Later Muslims Will Start A Chemical War Against Survived Europeans.

2014 - Most Of The People Will Suffer From Abscesses, Skin Cancer And Other Skin Diseases. (Results Of A Chemical Warfare).

2016 - Europe Is Almost Deserted.

2018 - China Becomes Worlds Most Powerful Empire. Developing Countries Turn From Exploited Into Exploiters.

2023 - Earths Orbit Will Change By A Little Bit.

2025 - Europe Is Still Almost Deserted.

2028 - Creation Of A New Energy Source. (Probably It Will Be A Controlled Thermonuclear Fusion). Hunger Is Gradually Overcomed. Piloted Spaceship Sets Off To Venus.

2033 - Polar Ice Is Melting. The Water Level In World Ocean Is Rising.

2043 - The World Economy Is Prospering. Muslims Are Ruling In Europe.

2046 - Any Organ Is Being Cultivated. Replacement Of Limbs And Organs Becomes The Best Method of Medical Treatment.

2066 - While Attacking The Muslim Rome USA Uses New Type Of Weapon - Climatic. Quick Fall Of Temperature.

2076 - Classless Society. (Communism).

2084 - Renewal Of Nature.

2088 - New Disease - Ageing In Few Seconds.

2097 - Quick Ageing Is Overcomed.

2100 - Artificial Sun Is Brightening The Dark Side Of Earth.

2111 - Humans Become Cyborgs. (Living Robots).

2123 - Wars Between Small Countries. Big Countries Are Not Interfering.

2125 - Signals From Space Are Recieved In Hungary. (Once Again Everybody Will Remember Vanga).

2130 - Underwater Colonies. (With The Help Of Alien Advice).

2164 - Animals Are Transformed Into Half-Humans.

2167 - New Religion.

2170 - Big Drought.

2183 - Colony On Mars Becomes Nuclear-Weapon State And Demands It's Independence From Earth.

2187 - Erruption Of Two Big Volcanos Will Be Prevented.

2195 - Sea Colonies Are Fully Supplied With Energy And Food.

2196 - Full Mixture Of Asians And Europeans.

2201 - Thermonuclear Processes On The Sun Are Slowing Down. It's Getting Colder.

2221 - In Search For Extraterrestrial Life Mankind Comes Into Contact With Something Dreadful...

2256 - Spaceship Brough To Earth A New Frightening Disease.

2262 - Planet Orbits Are Gradually Changing. Mars Is Under A Threat By A Comet.

2271 - Physical Constants Are Calculated Anew.

2273 - Mixture Of All Races. New Races.

2279 - Energy From Nothing. (Probably From Vacuum Or Black Holes).

2288 - Time Travel. New Contacts With Aliens.

2291 - Sun Is Cooling Down. Attemts To Ignite It Are Undertaken.

2296 - Big Solar Flares. Gravity Is Changing. Old Orbital Stations And Satellites Are Falling Down.

2299 - Partisan Movement Against Islam In France.

2302 - New Laws And Mysteries Of Universe Are Discovered.

2304 - The Mystery Of The Moon Is Discovered.

2341 - Something Dreadful Is Approaching Earth From Space.

2354 - Break-Down Of One Of The Artificial Suns Brings Drought.

2371 - Great Hunger.

2378 - New, Quickly Growing Race.

2480 - 2 Artificial Suns Will Crash Into Each Other. The Earth Is In Dusk.

3005 - War On Mars. Planet Motion Paths Will Alter.

3010 - Comet Will Crash In The Moon. Belt Of Rocks And Dust Is Surrounding Earth.

3797 - By This Time Everything On Earth Will Die, But Manking Will Be Able To Put A Foundation To Start A Life In Other Star System.
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#4
Dude, what the hell is this??
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#5
Baba Vangas Prophecies. She was a bulgarian Clairvoyant. This is seriouz stuff!
#7
Piloted spacecraft goes to venus in 2028? I would say not, but hey who knows

edit: I didnt even read the half-humans and aliens part, not to mention the sun gong out, that woman just took it too far
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#9
Haha, my english is not that good. I translated this from a russian book.
#10
"2008: attempted assassinations on 4 political figures"

have there been any so far this year?
#13
so the prophesies start in 2008? there have been none predicted so far?
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#14
2167: New Religion


Sweet! I love that new religion smell.

EDIT: 2076 - Classless Society. (Communism).

No, won't happen, ever.
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#15
Among her predictions, she said, "Kursk will be underwater and the whole world will mourn it." In August, 2000, the Kursk submarine sank in a tragic incident. The flaw pointed out in this prediction was that Kursk was also the name of a city, and there were no indications that she was thinking of a submarine when she made this prophecy.
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"2008: attempted assassinations on 4 political figures"

have there been any so far this year?

i remember a guy walking into Clinton's campaign headquarters with a bomb or gun, i can't remember
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#17
I'll give Vanga a lot of props. Most prophecies are extremely vague, but this is pretty fucking specific.
I simply cannot take this god-awful place anymore. Goodbye to all the good people here. The rest can fuck off.

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Quote by poliver

2011 - All The Animals And Plants In The Northern Hemisphere Will Die From The Nuclear Fallout. Later Muslims Will Start A Chemical War Against Survived Europeans.

muslims....aren't human? cyborgs?

fail.

and if everyone died, why would there be survivors?
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Quote by Epiphany521
"2008: attempted assassinations on 4 political figures"

have there been any so far this year?


Well that bhutto chick from pakistan was assassinated... but I wouldn't really call it an attempt because well, they killed her. Other than that I don't know of any. Still three months left and the election coming up so you never know...
#20
This is complete bs, none of these ever come true, it's impossible to tell the future.
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
#21
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This is complete bs, none of these ever come true, it's impossible to tell the future.


REALLY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!!!

Thanks for your input.
I simply cannot take this god-awful place anymore. Goodbye to all the good people here. The rest can fuck off.

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REALLY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!!!

Thanks for your input.
Lol, your input was just a useless, even more so, actually.

GTFO.
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Quote by bigwillie
REALLY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!!!

Thanks for your input.

Ok, maybe I was stating the obvious a little, but that post had no relevance either.
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And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
#24
Why venus? What is so interesting about venus?
Why should I come down?
From here, I can see forever.
#25
That was interesting... clearly a load of bullsh*t, but hey... make into a movie and I'll watch it.
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#26
Here's my prediction:


2008 - poliver makes horrible thread. poliver dies from massive fail

INTOLERANCE IS IGNORANCE


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Why venus? What is so interesting about venus?
If I learned anything in my childhood, that's where all Woman came from.

amirite?
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If I learned anything in my childhood, that's where all Woman came from.

amirite?



Isn't Venus supposed to be the planet of "love"?

INTOLERANCE IS IGNORANCE


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#30
So apparently we run out of women so we go looking for vagina in Venus?
Makes sense I guess.
Why should I come down?
From here, I can see forever.
#32
Are you people even reading this? Two artificial suns! One artificial sun would be a waste of money and it's impossible in the first place! But wait...The two artificial suns run into eachother and the earth turns dark...That doesn't make sense, we have a real sun too...Remember?
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umm 4 politicians in the entire world will have assasination attempts? holy **** she must be psychic, not like politicians are rpime targets for assasination, and 4 in one year, wow thats so rare...

also the sun running out after a few decades... um yeah its going to last alot longer than that, like at least a few million years, and even with that statement im being alarmist, it could be in the billions.

and the manned flight to venus? a posonous planet of lava and volcanoes. its difficult enough to get an unmanned space craft there, it would be suicide to send people there
nothing.
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I thought it was Nostradamus that predicted the world would end in 3797?

Are you sure these are Vanga's prophecies?
BTW, she was right most of the time. BE VERY AFRAID.

But you can't colonise Venus cos its atmosphere is mostly CO2 and it's, like, 300 degrees on the surface.
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Why the hell would people bother going to Venus? It's a sh*thole. Let's go to Mars instead; that's where the party's at.
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#40
this is so bad its awesome


Vangas Greatest Hits, if you will(for those of you who didnt want to read the whole thing):

2088 - New Disease - Ageing In Few Seconds.

2111 - Humans Become Cyborgs. (Living Robots).

2164 - Animals Are Transformed Into Half-Humans.

2221 - In Search For Extraterrestrial Life Mankind Comes Into Contact With Something Dreadful...

2304 - The Mystery Of The Moon Is Discovered.

2341 - Something Dreadful Is Approaching Earth From Space.

2378 - New, Quickly Growing Race.


I found those particularly amusing
The whole rest of it is pretty much bull****
but those ones made me lol pretty hard
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That never even ever really ends in the end-
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