#1
And...that means exactly what it sounds like it means. I don't even...like...WUT?!

I can't help but get the feeling that this experience is going to end with a phrase that I don't necessarily want to hear, something like "smile, you're on Candid Camera!" Or "will the defendant please rise?"
#3
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And...that means exactly what it sounds like it means. I don't even...like...WUT?!

I can't help but get the feeling that this experience is going to end with a phrase that I don't necessarily want to hear, something like "smile, you're on Candid Camera!" Or "will the defendant please rise?"


It could be worse, she could always say "I'll just stick to women, you were awful."
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#4
..Does she have any lesbian friends?

IF so, you can be all of their straight experiments...

At the same time.
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#7
Is she butch?
'never a victim,' the role model said,
bang-bang, the bad guy is dead,
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the lesson complete, now the child has needs.
#9
Do it, and more than once if you can.

If it fails, you can always tell yourself that she was a lesbian anyway.

If it succeeds and you stay with her, you'll have the satisfaction of having taught c*ck love.

\o/
#10
The end result would probably be better then TURNING her lesbian.

That's just slap in the face.
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#11
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..Does she have any lesbian friends?

IF so, you can be all of their straight experiments...

At the same time.

haha
Actually made me lol.
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#13
yeah man see if you can get her friend to join the experiment, High-Fives all around!
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#15
Quote by Survivalism
And...that means exactly what it sounds like it means. I don't even...like...WUT?!

I can't help but get the feeling that this experience is going to end with a phrase that I don't necessarily want to hear, something like "smile, you're on Candid Camera!" Or "will the defendant please rise?"


i don't think you need to worry candid camera has halted production for at least four years
#17
You're a major loser, failure, and gay if you don't participate in this experiment. It's your job to bring her back from a life of being worthless to humanity, smelling like pussy, and not reproducing. Especially if she's hot.
#18
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playing your cards right = threesome!


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RSOB and Gavs must have a great relationship to be able to sleep around so much
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#19
haha, my friend had a lesbian gf, he could've been with 2 women, but he was ""christian""
or something... Don't make the mistake he did man
Shred Head
All that theory my guitar teacher tries to drill into my head just gets buried under piles of porn and I never manage to apply any of it
#21
Y'know what?

That "threesome" thing is...not entirely out of the question.

......I'll have to get back to you on that.
#24
Quote by AzureNight
You're a major loser, failure, and gay if you don't participate in this experiment.


This made me laugh so hard.
#26
if you don't want to go on the date... I'll do it for you ^_^
Shred Head
All that theory my guitar teacher tries to drill into my head just gets buried under piles of porn and I never manage to apply any of it
#27
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Dude seriously...PICS OR DID NOT HAPPEN!

Who's with me?


Well...it didn't happen. Because it happens later.
#30
I agree to the "pics or GTFO" rule, once it has happened of course, though I have no idea how you could do that without looking like you're actually shooting for Candid Camera (or any other stupid show). Just because we would all be so f*cking jealous if it was proved to be true. Hell, I'd love to do that, just like any man that's not stupid, gay or a failure on UG.
#31
whatever you do..

make sure you tap it real good.
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#32
Cool!

If you dont want in ( pun) ill take ur spot...


Im sure anything they put on camera will be flattering
The only things we hate are those things we try to hide from others.

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#33
tell her to bring one of her girlfriends along t in case; maybe she can join in?????
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#34
Man **** you...........**** you...................

**** you

but do it do it do it do it do it do it etc so on and so forth
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#35
ask if you can experiance a lesbian threesome.


i mean, hey, your putting yourself out for her. you gotta get some goods