#1
The title says it all. What's that one thing that you craved to no end, that one day you just went, "wow, there is absolutely no way that could ever happen."


When I was really young I wanted one of those sweet Hot Wheels computers, except I wanted it to be able to do anything, and everything. I don't mean spreadsheets, music, and Crysis at the same time. I mean more along the lines of... stop time, and make things appear out of thin air. That kind of thing.

That would have been so cool.

How about you?
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#3
My story of a broken dream is a terrible one..
It all started off when my life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

But already Will Smith was there
and had already taken over the position of Prince of Bel-Air.

I was totally pissed.
#4
Well at one point when I was 10 or 11 I thought it would be awesome to go to Hogwarts. I knew it wasn't possible, but knowing that was depressing as hell.
#7
I wish that I could go into the "How UG Famous thread" without being rated a 0.
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#8
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Well at one point when I was 10 or 11 I thought it would be awesome to go to Hogwarts. I knew it wasn't possible, but knowing that was depressing as hell.


+1 me too. From a young age I'd always wanted to be an F1 driver, I didn't know how to go about it, as if I'd ever get there anyway.
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#11
My crushed dream?
When my dad told me Pokémon weren't real.
In about Year 4 or 5, I was convinced they were real, and that I was going to be a Pokémon master.
I had already planned my adventure out, and me and my friend had designed (on paper) what our Gym would look like.
I almost died when I found out it was just a game/cartoon/trading card series.

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#12
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I always wanted a monster truck, until I found out I'd have to build my own


*pricks ears*

You don't really have to build your own. But that doesn't mean you can go into a Ford or Chevy dealership and order one, either. You can either get one built for you, for about $100,000, or you can try and join a team and work your way up to "driver". If you still wanna drive one, I got a great forum link for you - I won't post the name here though lol

I'm not "UG's Monster Truck Guru" for nothing

Anyway, my most crushing dream... when I was little (about 4 or 5) I always, always wanted something called a "Gaucho Grande". Kinda a Power Wheels Jeep type thing, in yellow. I think it had a working radio too. It looked so gorgeous... I dreamt of it every night. I'd take it to the cinema, take girls out in it, just really really have fun. I said to my parents that I REALLY wanted one... and what did they get me?

A pedal tractor.
#13
Crushed dreams? I have one.

I wanted to be a superhero when I was a kid. So one of my friends told me that if I blew all the fuzzy things out of a dandelion in one breath, I would get one free wish, so I did it, and voiced my wish aloud. Then he told me that it would only happen if I didn't say it aloud. My dream was crushed. v_v
I sued Delta Airlines, 'cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey, I went there, and it SUCKED.
#14
I wanted to be a ****in' bird. I always wanted to have wings lol.. Still think it'd be ****ing sick :P
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#15
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Crushed dreams? I have one.

I wanted to be a superhero when I was a kid. So one of my friends told me that if I blew all the fuzzy things out of a dandelion in one breath, I would get one free wish, so I did it, and voiced my wish aloud. Then he told me that it would only happen if I didn't say it aloud. My dream was crushed. v_v


Sucks for you, I used my wish on a taco. The wisest choice I ever made.
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You disgust me.


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bro u are definately gay


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A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


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I AM GOING TO HAVE TO REFER TO THE FIRST QUOTE IN YOUR SIGNATURE



UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
#16
Yaknow, a girlfriend, to get laid before I'm 20, whatever.
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#17
well my friends dog was named Dream, he got ran over a few weeks ago, it was pretty horrific
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#18
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I wanted to be a Power Ranger...And still do ):

oh theyve got a class for that over at my community college..
#19
To be rich by the time i'm 18


Now look at me, i'm so poor i struggle to pay for fuel for my car!!
#20
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I wish that I could go into the "How UG Famous thread" without being rated a 0.
next time you're in, i will give you a 10

if i remember who you are, which i probably won't
#21
haha I remember when I wanted to be just like Spiderman. Oh, yeah and I too thought Pokémon were real at one point.
#22
When I was growing up, I always thought it would be cool to meet Axl Rose or Phil Anselmo because they looked badass, and it'd be cool to meet them.

Then I found out they were narcisists.
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#23
I want a lightsaber. I don't want to be a Jedi, although it would at least give me an excuse for not getting any. And I don't really ant to be a Sith either, because then I'd have to keep a very careful eye on my apprentice to stop him killing me.
I just want a lightsaber, because they're cool. With a blue focusing crystal.
#26
Where's that guy that aspired to be a car salesman?

I was crushed when I found out Bugs Bunny died
#27
yeah that by the time i turned 17 or 18 i would wake up on my birthday buff and ripped, good looking, lots of facial hair, and the epitome of manly ness.


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#28
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yeah that by the time i turned 17 or 18 i would wake up on my birthday buff and ripped, good looking, lots of facial hair, and the epitome of manly ness.






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wat

#29
Quote by Dog--
My story of a broken dream is a terrible one..
It all started off when my life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

But already Will Smith was there
and had already taken over the position of Prince of Bel-Air.

I was totally pissed.

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#30
Quote by IzRG350
Well at one point when I was 10 or 11 I thought it would be awesome to go to Hogwarts. I knew it wasn't possible, but knowing that was depressing as hell.


+1
It really is tragic, still even now, to know that no matter how much I point my magic stick at someone and they will not fly in the air .... but instead laugh at me
#31
Quote by Silent_Jester13
Sucks for you, I used my wish on a taco. The wisest choice I ever made.


Don't talk about tacos.


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