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I'd "WWll reference" her "WWll reference"

I'll go first.

I'd preemptively sabotage her heavy water factory before she develops any nuclear weapons, if you see what I mean.

I'd invade her Omaha Beach if you know what I mean.

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#4
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i'd gas her... jew, if you know what i mean.


Wow. That's very offensive.
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#5
I'd ration her if you know what I mean.



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Quote by Degorath
Wow. That's very offensive.

1: It's called a joke - are you saying Jews weren't gassed?
2: Stop ramming your religion down our throats with your sig.
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#6
I'd let her feel my U-Boat, if she gets too good at it, i might fire a liquid torpedo at her merchant shipping...
#8
I'd forcefully install a puppet government inside her to make her part my reich, if you see what I mean.

'd open up a second front in the read while my buddy Stalin keeps her occupied, if you know what I mean
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#9
I'd sink her RMS Lusitania further provoking the United States to enter WWI. You know, with my penis.
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#13
The Lusitania was sunk in 1915. Twenty four years before WWII. Twenty six years before the U.S joined the war.
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#14
Quote by mullens99
The Lusitania was sunk in 1915. Twenty four years before WWII. Twenty six years before the U.S joined the war.



Thanks dude, That's why I said World War I in my post. I was mixing it up a bit. Thank you for reading.
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#15
Quote by Ovenman

1: It's called a joke - are you saying Jews weren't gassed?
2: Stop ramming your religion down our throats with your sig.


Funny how people get so defensive if I have anything remotely religious in my sig. Did I say BECOME A CHRISTIAN OR DIE? No I did not. I'm not ramming anything.
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#16
Quote by Slinov
I'd drop an atom bomb onto her Hiroshima if you get what i mean.


...OH JESUS CHRIST.

Oh SHI- let's not go there.

I'll penetrate my foxy lady with my Jimi. If you know what I mean.
I've almost finished.
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#18
Quote by Degorath
Funny how people get so defensive if I have anything remotely religious in my sig. Did I say BECOME A CHRISTIAN OR DIE? No I did not. I'm not ramming anything.

It says 'Not a Christian...'
Are there no other religions now?
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Ovenman, your contraptions make women's

clothes evaporate.
____________________


I WANT THE TWOOTH!

____________________________

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#20
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It says 'Not a Christian...'
Are there no other religions now?


It says: Not a Christian then don't read this. I'm assuming you're not Christian. So don't read it. I won't be replying again as this thread wasn't meant for this childish bickering. PM me if you still don't understand.
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#21
Ok enough with the religion fighting. Let's get this back on track.


I'd hold her line at Bastogne.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."-Duke
#22
Quote by Degorath
It says: Not a Christian then don't read this. I'm assuming you're not Christian. So don't read it. I won't be replying again as this thread wasn't meant for this childish bickering. PM me if you still don't understand.


Ah, sorry, I misread and didn't see the 'only' in it.
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Ovenman, your contraptions make women's

clothes evaporate.
____________________


I WANT THE TWOOTH!

____________________________

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That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.
#23
I'd definitely put my penis in her vagina... if you know what I mean.
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#24
I'd take my Epona for a trot round her Hyrule field
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#27
I'd let her load my muzzler any day.

I'd cover her flanks any day.
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#29
I'd build a special tank appendage to plow through her hedge rows.


Man, I could do these all day.
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#33
I'd cover her Dresden with my napalm, if you see what I mean.

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#35
i'd recruit her underage soldiers, if ya follow
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#37
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Wow. That's very offensive.

Keep living in your fantasy land where you are the one with perfect morals. You believe after the Jews were gassed they were sent to burn for all eternity by a loving god because they did not accept Jeebus as their savior. Which is worse - a man gassing them or sending them to Hell for all eternity?

/sigh I was *once again* drawn towards the stupidity of the stereotypical Christian and tried to reason with logic. Only after typing it out did I realize if he could think logically he would not be a Christian in the first place...
#38
Quote by GerGuam
Keep living in your fantasy land where you are the one with perfect morals. You believe after the Jews were gassed they were sent to burn for all eternity by a loving god because they did not accept Jeebus as their savior. Which is worse - a man gassing them or sending them to Hell for all eternity?

/sigh I was *once again* drawn towards the stupidity of the stereotypical Christian and tried to reason with logic. Only after typing it out did I realize if he could think logically he would not be a Christian in the first place...


That post was made of win.
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