#1
Tim, before I wish you a happy birthday, I would like to break some news to you. As you know, you are 17. On the day you were born, a terrible secret was born with you.


YOU WERE ADOPTED AND NOBODY LOVES YOU!


Happy birthday you old codger. Here, have a wangcaster!

Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#6
Quote by _Tim_
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Thanks, dear. How'd that sex change go?


It went very well thank you. I am now a ladeeee!

Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#9
happy birthday my dear friend
1. You're surfing the internet.
2. You're browsing through the UG forums.
3. You're reading now.
5. You didn't notice that there was no #4.
6. You just checked it.
7. Now you're having a lil smile.

Quote by hawk_kst
You Sir, have the best signature like ever!
#10
Quote by MoleMania
lol, _Tim_ 's adopted.

Quote by Jackolas
Happy birthday son!



ohmygod, its so heart warming

happy birthday
#14
Quote by Guitardude19
It went very well thank you. I am now a ladeeee!


HEY YOU! Yeah you...does this rag smell like chloroform?


*raepraepraepraepraepraepraepraep*
Quote by imdeth
This man deserves my +1

+1

Quote by denizenz
Go in peace my son, and teach to the pit dwellers what I have shown unto you.


ಠ_ಠ


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