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#2
this amp goes up to 11
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music should only sound like a train running into a wall of BC riches plugged into line 6 spiders
#3
The Lick My Love Pump scene.
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#4
The Hello Cleveland incident!
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#6
"yes, it' a very beautiful song. Whats this one called?"
"Oh, this one's called Lick My Love Pump"
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
//////////////////////////////////////HEALTH
#7
Airport w/ the cucumber in tin foil stuffed in his pants.
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#8
Quote by sg255
"yes, it' a very beautiful song. Whats this one called?"
"Oh, this one's called Lick My Love Pump"

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#10
amp goes to 11
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#12
Nigel Tufnel: [on what he would do if he couldn't be a rock star] Well, I suppose I could, uh, work in a shop of some kind, or... or do, uh, freelance, uh, selling of some sort of, uh, product. You know...
Marty DiBergi: A salesman?
Nigel Tufnel: A salesman, like maybe in a, uh, haberdasher, or maybe like a, uh, um... a chapeau shop or something. You know, like, "Would you... what size do you wear, sir?" And then you answer me.
Marty DiBergi: Uh... seven and a quarter.
Nigel Tufnel: "I think we have that." See, something like that I could do.
Marty DiBergi: Yeah... you think you'd be happy doing something like-...
Nigel Tufnel: "No; we're all out. Do you wear black?" See, that sort of thing I think I could probably... muster up.
Marty DiBergi: Do you think you'd be happy doing that?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, I don't know - wh-wh-... what're the hours?


and another of my favs

David St. Hubbins: We say, "Love your brother." We don't say it really, but...
Nigel Tufnel: We don't literally say it.
David St. Hubbins: No, we don't say it.
Nigel Tufnel: We don't really, literally mean it.
David St. Hubbins: No, we don't believe it either, but...
Nigel Tufnel: But we're not racists.
David St. Hubbins: But that message should be clear, anyway.
Nigel Tufnel: We're anything but racists.
#16
one word: Stonehenge!
"There was a replica of the Stonehenge on stage that was endangered to be crush by a dwarf" ...or something like that.
#17
i changed my mind i think my favorites when the bassist gets trapped in the pod. then tuning the violin during the solo, followed by 18" 18' stonehenge
#18
Clearly the 'this amp goes to 11' and of course 'lick my love pump'. However, a less popular, yet in my opinion equally funny one was when they're having the argument after they've done the stonehenge performance, and just as the argument winds down the bassist pipes up and says "I'd like to raise a practical question at this point, are we going to do stonehenge tomorrow?".
#20
I like when Derek gets trapped in the pod and Stonehenge when it comes down on stage, and just the look on Nigel's face.

Or when they get told the cover is sexist and Nigel's like "What's wrong with being sexy"?
#22
so what does it feel like on stage

well i like to picture it as a state park, and i'm the moose. and i'm being preserved

so you feel like a preserved moose when you play?

yes, yes i do.
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#24
Quote by JackalUK
Nigel Tufnel: [on what he would do if he couldn't be a rock star] Well, I suppose I could, uh, work in a shop of some kind, or... or do, uh, freelance, uh, selling of some sort of, uh, product. You know...
Marty DiBergi: A salesman?
Nigel Tufnel: A salesman, like maybe in a, uh, haberdasher, or maybe like a, uh, um... a chapeau shop or something. You know, like, "Would you... what size do you wear, sir?" And then you answer me.
Marty DiBergi: Uh... seven and a quarter.
Nigel Tufnel: "I think we have that." See, something like that I could do.
Marty DiBergi: Yeah... you think you'd be happy doing something like-...
Nigel Tufnel: "No; we're all out. Do you wear black?" See, that sort of thing I think I could probably... muster up.
Marty DiBergi: Do you think you'd be happy doing that?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, I don't know - wh-wh-... what're the hours?


That had me laughing hard. Absolutely HILARIOUS!
#25
the solo with the violin!
What are you dense?
Are you retarded or something?
Who the hell do you think I am?
I'm the goddamn Batman.

April 19th, 2011: The Night of the Boob

#26
Oh, he died in a bizarre gardening accident...
Quote by guitarhero_764
I think you need to stop caring what people think about it. I stayed home all day today and masturbated like 5 times. Fucking blast.

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#27
"Don't touch that guitar"
"I didn't i'm looking"
"Don't even look at it."

"The sustain on this guitar is legendary... its like WAHHHHH"
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
#28
Quote by SlinkyBlue
"Don't touch that guitar"
"I didn't i'm looking"
"Don't even look at it."

"The sustain on this guitar is legendary... its like WAHHHHH"



"I don't hear anything"
"Well you would if I was playing"
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#29
Either lick my love pump, or cucumber in the airport.
It's Only Rock and Roll, But I like It
#30
The one tiny clip of the drummer during the give me some money video. he just looks so goofy i can't stop laughing.
Quote by darkstar2466
Who is responsible for bring back a thread from Two Thousand motherfucking Six?

*holds a paddle in hand, ready for whacking*
#31
Quote by Wilber
The one tiny clip of the drummer during the give me some money video. he just looks so goofy i can't stop laughing.



"Goofy looking, good drummer though, great drummer"
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#32
Quote by Wilber
The one tiny clip of the drummer during the give me some money video. he just looks so goofy i can't stop laughing.

The one where he tries to stand on his drum stool and fall into the drum kit?
Quote by guitarhero_764
I think you need to stop caring what people think about it. I stayed home all day today and masturbated like 5 times. Fucking blast.

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#33
"Don't touch that guitar"
"I'm not looking, I'm just pointing"
"Don't point at it, don't even look at it, we're done with that one"

I have this on my PC I think I'll watch it right now.
#35
Quote by ScottB.
The one where he tries to stand on his drum stool and fall into the drum kit?


no, it's their first tv show thing and the drummer has a huge head, blonde hair, and buddy holly style glasses tapped up.
Quote by darkstar2466
Who is responsible for bring back a thread from Two Thousand motherfucking Six?

*holds a paddle in hand, ready for whacking*
#36
I second the, guitar solo with the violin. Made me laugh when he takes a second to tune the violin.
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Back in the 70's I decided to take all the frets off Jaco's Bass thinking he would play worse. Man did that backfire.

[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']FUCK YES.

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#37
i almost forgot about "thousands of people spontaniously combust each year, its just not widely reported."
#38
Quote by Vermintide
Tiny bread.


LOL

"Nigel i hope this won't affect your performance tonight"
Quote by The Spoon
Unless you're sure she likes you, telling her you like her has a 110% chance of failing.

But hey, at least you have a 10% chance of absolutely guaranteeing failure.
#39
I like the bit where they sing 'Heartbreak Hotel' at Elvis' grave.
"since my baby left me... me... meeeee"
"you can't hit that note"
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