#1
So today I was walking up some stairs in the railway station of Eindhoven here in the Netherlands coming back from a long day 'o work. I toppled over, yet I broke my fall with the middle finger of my right hand... FUCK yeah! It was pure awesomeness, about ten people gazed in wide wonder whilst I defied gravity. I felt so manly because some railway stuart even said "Why I wanted to ask you if you're alright, but HOT DAMN that was smoking RAD!" (kind of a poor translation but hey, he sorta meant to say that, I'm sure). Back then I didn't even feel any pain cause of the pure adrenalin rushing through my veins and hot chicks giving me their number, though I now think I actually broke it.

Hell yeah.

So, what 'bout y'guys?
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#3
Where's SMB with his facepalm icon?

Sheedit: And I seriously doubt that hot chicks gave you their number for falling on your finger.
#4
^Unfortunately, my zipper was closed, so that wasn't an option.

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#10
Uh failed
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dude that's nothing.. how about a magic bag of skittles?

now back when i was managing a band, the drummer always kept a ginormous bag of skittles in his basement, and i like to experiment with combinations. i really liked green and red together. so the keyboardist walks over to get some skittles. i stop him, and tell him to try green and red together. he looks me striahgt in the eye and says something stupid while reaching in the bag. he pulls it out, looks at the fifteen skittles in his hand and bursts out laughing cause they were all green and red!
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dude that's nothing.. how about a magic bag of skittles?

now back when i was managing a band, the drummer always kept a ginormous bag of skittles in his basement, and i like to experiment with combinations. i really liked green and red together. so the keyboardist walks over to get some skittles. i stop him, and tell him to try green and red together. he looks me striahgt in the eye and says something stupid while reaching in the bag. he pulls it out, looks at the fifteen skittles in his hand and bursts out laughing cause they were all green and red!

I ate skittles yesterday.

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#14
Well, at church we have a big overhead attached to a computer screen that the pastor uses to show pictures or passages in the bible and things like that, and for one sermon he had a page full of demotivational pictures. Like, the kind one would find in the Demotivational pictures thread. Needless to say I burst out laughing at the irony of the whole situation, and wished I had a camera to show you guys. Sadly I didn't.

The week after that he was talking about how pornography is against God's wishes and it's a sin and all that crap, and then at the bottom of a page of statistics there was a line that said, "Pornography is now a major addiction among senior citizens." Another thing I wish I could have taken a picture of.
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#15
Yeah, kinda did. I wonder if anyone could top that random awesomeness
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Last edited by Kneusje at Aug 5, 2008,