Poll: Would Guitarist Evolution be cool
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View poll results: Would Guitarist Evolution be cool
Yes
29 35%
No
29 35%
Never
26 31%
Voters: 84.
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#1
It could happen it happened to the dinosaurs happened to humans and think what could happen if guitarists would be maybe like the human looking things in GH3 video when the new king of rock is crowned
Last edited by DIV ON! at Aug 5, 2008,
#2
no.
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Quote by Anonden
You CAN play anything with anything....but some guitars sound right for some things, and not for others. Single coils sound retarded for metal, though those who are apeshit about harpsichord probably beg to differ.
#3
Are you saying that music will evolve? Or that we'll grow more fingers than non-guitarists? Or that Mankee will evolve into Primape? I'm confused...
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#7
........huh?
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#9
Quote by ToastYerLicks
Are you saying that music will evolve? Or that we'll grow more fingers than non-guitarists? Or that Mankee will evolve into Primape? I'm confused...
Not music evoloving guitarists evolving
#11
Yup, pretty soon you'll be a hot chick in a bikini like on GH3.
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#12
Lay off the salvia, kid.
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#13
Not really, for that to happen every guitarists son would have to also be a guitarist and then their son also be a guitarist and so on.
Highly unlikely.
#14
I consider my self evolved far beyond this threads level of inteligence
lol im such an arse...
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#15
Fail.
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#16
Quote by DIV ON!
Not music evoloving guitarists evolving


So, if natural selection goes about its way, then we'll all be octopuses. Effin' sweet.
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that is one goddamn shiny mother****ing toaster you have there
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It seems the top of those waffles are burnt.
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The toast has little red arrows growing from it. Nobody wants that.

SHUDDUP AND EAT YER TOAST
#19
Quote by DIV ON!
It could happen it happened to the dinosaurs happened to humans and think what could happen if guitarists would be maybe like the human looking things in GH3 video when the new king of rock is crowned
Need to explain more i am saying if a guitarist was good enough that they grew an extra finger or something
#20
Quote by DIV ON!
Need to explain more i am saying if a guitarist was good enough that they grew an extra finger or something






Might this be my future?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#21
Quote by ToastYerLicks
Are you saying that music will evolve? Or that we'll grow more fingers than non-guitarists? Or that Mankee will evolve into Primape? I'm confused...
In the same sense as Pokemen the more skilled the more you would evolve
#22
Quote by DIV ON!
In the same sense as Pokemen the more skilled the more you would evolve


Are you being serious?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#23
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Lay off the salvia, kid.

win.
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Adam S3A monitors
Quote by Anonden
You CAN play anything with anything....but some guitars sound right for some things, and not for others. Single coils sound retarded for metal, though those who are apeshit about harpsichord probably beg to differ.
#25
What the FUCK are you babbling about?!
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#26
Enlighten us. We do not understand. And salvia is a type of marijuana plant, from my understanding.

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#28
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#29
Quote by ToastYerLicks
Are you saying that music will evolve? Or that we'll grow more fingers than non-guitarists? Or that Mankee will evolve into Primape? I'm confused...


i wish my mankey would hurry up and evolve.
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#30
Quote by DIV ON!
It could happen it happened to the dinosaurs happened to humans and think what could happen if guitarists would be maybe like the human looking things in GH3 video when the new king of rock is crowned

I... what?
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#32
Yes, in fact, I've already learned to play stairway with my feet.
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#33
Quote by DIV ON!
It could happen it happened to the dinosaurs happened to humans and think what could happen if guitarists would be maybe like the human looking things in GH3 video when the new king of rock is crowned



So, you're saying that dinosaurs evolved into humans and the humans became guitarists and we would turn into those "human looking things" on GH3 whilst being crowned king of rock? You've got textbooks confused with video games.

INTOLERANCE IS IGNORANCE


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Holy Moses.
haha
#35
Evolution happens over millions of years. I suppose if guitarists mated with other female guitarists then they would eventually evolve, but there's you're problem; no women play guitar.

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#36
Seriously this thread is too much win it's amazing.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
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#37
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#38
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Enlighten us. We do not understand. And salvia is a type of marijuana plant, from my understanding.


actually its a type of sage. sorry but i'm a prolific garderner and could not let this one get away...

and guitarist evolution would be cool, but only if groupies evolved three breasts.
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#39
Quote by ToastYerLicks
Or that we'll grow more fingers than non-guitarists?

That would be awesome, less stretching for me.
Rawr! I'm a dinosaur
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