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Post the most weird or shocking things you can find on urban dictionary, word and definition.

Candy Cane

Noun. A candy cane is a very gothic practice in which a male will masturbate and as he ejaculates, he cuts his penis with a blade to make it bleed and incidentally create a candy cane.
Verb. To candy cane is to carry out this gruesome practice and is often a fun alternative to circle jerks
Quote by roger24
one time, when no-one was looking, i pooped in the hole of a accustic guitar.
#2
Traffic Tourettes
The uncontrollable urge to scream obscenities at other drivers who infringe on your space (whether real or imagined).
Jay: Man that guy just cut you off.
Mark: That @#$% can't drive worth @#$%.
Jay: I see your traffic tourette's is getting worse.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#4
look up badher that makes me lol
Quote by .HUZZAH.
Just hit all the strings at once, raping your e string and making retardly out of place pinch harmonics

oh wait, this isn't a slipknot concert..

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And the amish said let their be CHEESE...