whyvern
jet skis on the reg
Join date: Mar 2002
3,296 IQ
#1
So, I'm sitting in this ****ty hotel room that I've been living for the past week or two, I can't really remember... whatever. I bought these beers at the beer store today that are like 9 or 10 % and I've been drinking them all day/night, they're called Bjørne Beer from Norway... I'd recommend it if you can get yer hands on some.

Anyways what I'm trying to say is that even through all the attempts that I've tried to connect with punks here I still find something missing... no one gets drunk on their porches and listens to THE JACK PALANCE BAND... I don't know why. They never went to Europe and that probably has something to do with it, but man when you get this drunk it's the only thing that really makes sense. 1 minute or songs that are "the soundtracks to our lives" as it said in the DO YA HERE WE infozine... Anyways if you haven't heard them yer missing out too and this is kind of a 21st century way to pass on what so many drunk assholes in Chattanooga did to me

http://www.regionrockrecords.com/?p=171

They're currently rocking out in THE HIDDEN SPOTS and if you live in Chicago you can go see them this weekend! So go put these songs on a tape and climb up the hill to yer favorite drinking spot blast yer ****ty boom box till the batteries die and listen to THE JACK PALANCE BAND all day... it's worked for me wherever I go; Massachusetts, Sweden, Wisconsin, Tennessee, Florida, Italy... wherever... punk rock!
HELP ME I'M TRAPPED IN A HUMAN BODY!
Ska Wars
Call Marcus!
Join date: Sep 2006
1,118 IQ
#2
I like 'em. I download their Self Titled when you first posted the link to the Region Rock website. That was the first time I had heard of them. Good stuff.
And clenching your fist for the ones like us
Who are oppressed by the figures of beauty,
You fixed yourself, you said, "Well, never mind,
We are ugly, but we have the music."
Iluvpowerchords
Flau-BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Join date: Jan 2005
1,364 IQ
#3
Jack Palance sounds like a manly name.

I imagine he's a bare knuckle boxer with a handlebar moustache and a strong Irish hairline.
Last edited by Iluvpowerchords at Aug 5, 2008,
yuMayumA
Banned
Join date: Aug 2008
34 IQ
#4
My friends and I get drunk on the porch on a daily basis.

But not to Jack Palance.