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#2
My charm.
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#5
The fact that I'm a better and more soulful musician than anyone else at my school and I can prove it.

Or that I'm nice to everyone that's nice to me. I never try to pick fights; I only finish them.
#7
Apparently I'm a very likable person. So I'll go with that I guess.

Oh, and as of this afternoon, new girlfriend.
Ego inflating praise here:
Quote by Fishyesque
That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

's UG
#8
I'm the most handsome redheaded guitarist in the county. I haven't really met any others.
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#10
Quote by dgme92
Apparently I'm a very likable person. So I'll go with that I guess.

Oh, and as of this afternoon, new girlfriend.



Grats :p
#12
Quote by postmortem2006
My favourite thing about myself would have to be that I get laid because I frequent UG.


I thought the UK was better than that...

Welll, there went my faith in the opposite side of the Atlantic.
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#13
What myself likes about me?
that i have come to a point of understanding that eating meat is wrong and actually managed to cut it off, it's been a year and a half nao.

What the others like about me?

Dunno...
i think maybe it is that i don't really care about things that don't really deserve much attention and i say jokes all the time.
Every form of control over another person is a crime

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#17
I'm the only person that can make me sad, and if I want something or don't wanna do something there's no changing my mind about it so I'm like super stubborn or super determined, whatever you see it as.
Rawr! I'm a dinosaur
#21
I'm the best, funniest, most charming man every.

I'm modest too.
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I think you've won this thread.

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darthteet just scored big on the win scale.
#22
Quote by UGGypsy
im 15 n have a 10 inch pecker


Is that the first post you've made? Please tell me you didn't join, browse the Pit, and decide that that comment would be your first and last impression on this website.

I hope it was cool for you.
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#23
It has to be the fact that I see the good in people, I'm always cheering others up, I donate money to charity, I always make sure my girlfriend orgasms before even considering any personal gratification, I love animals, and I go to church every Sunday.
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#24
That I have the ability to get along with anyone, and therefore have many friends.

Unfortunately, there are many, many things I DON'T like about myself, so this was kind of a tough choice.
#25
That Im an easy going guy.

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#26
My low self-esteem

hah, joking.

These topics are actually kind of hard. People usually tell me I am smart
The almost middle aged women say I'm cute (hah... ..)


I dunno what is good about me.
Lord Gold feeds from your orifices and he wants to see you sweat.
Lord Gold probes you publicly and makes your pussy wet.
Now say his name.....
#27
That I know I have the dedication and self-discipline to get to whatever goals I set for myself.

My looks aren't too bad either

(The last one felt a bit cocky even for being me, and I'm pretty arrogant to begin with)
#28
Quote by Yakult
...I always make sure my girlfriend orgasms before even considering any personal gratification...


I'm not 15 like the rest of these guys. I know a lie when I see it.
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#29
I'm a failure.

I can't do anything right. Essentially NO ONE likes me, I have no idea what I'm going to do with my life. There's a girl who loves me, and I don't know what to do, because I'm such a moron. I can't go a day without pointing out my flaws to EVERYONE (I've gotten to the point where I'm posting on an internet forum, in a thread that is actually meant for the opposite). I have intense paranoia, so I can't go outside very often without freaking out. My friends are getting sick of me always compaining to them.
#30
I'm dating a girl that looks like Hayley Williams and Simmone Simmons combined... and on top of that she's smart, musically inclined, and very flexable.

EDIT: ^ its okay man, I still love you.
#31
Quote by Son.Of.TheViper
I'm a failure.

I can't do anything right. Essentially NO ONE likes me, I have no idea what I'm going to do with my life. There's a girl who loves me, and I don't know what to do, because I'm such a moron. I can't go a day without pointing out my flaws to EVERYONE (I've gotten to the point where I'm posting on an internet forum, in a thread that is actually meant for the opposite). I have intense paranoia, so I can't go outside very often without freaking out. My friends are getting sick of me always compaining to them.


#32
Quote by Son.Of.TheViper
I'm a failure.

I can't do anything right. Essentially NO ONE likes me, I have no idea what I'm going to do with my life. There's a girl who loves me, and I don't know what to do, because I'm such a moron. I can't go a day without pointing out my flaws to EVERYONE (I've gotten to the point where I'm posting on an internet forum, in a thread that is actually meant for the opposite). I have intense paranoia, so I can't go outside very often without freaking out. My friends are getting sick of me always compaining to them.


I think you should make a thread so the reply I have in mind will be on topic
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#34
Quote by The Silent Fool
I'm dating a girl that looks like Hayley Williams and Simmone Simmons combined... and on top of that she's smart, musically inclined, and very flexable.

EDIT: ^ its okay man, I still love you.


My favourite thing about myself is that my girlfriend's hotter than your's

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#35
i'm not the best guitarist ever but i'm better than all of my friends. also my looks (just kidding) and i have a really good sense of humor and i won't judge you.

unless you're black.
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Well I don't know about solos but how about that Smoke on the Water riff. It's like...impossible.


THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE

I'm Jake. I'm a musician, philosopher, and exhibitionist.
#37
Well i'm not gay...

Thats a start
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#38
I'm a woman.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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