#1
won one of the UG Contests?!

I know it says the names of people who have but is there anyone here who's actually won anything through it? If you have do tell please, I've been entering them for ages and wonder if I should still bother.
#4
I don't know. I highly doubt it, lol. Maybe some day?

Nah.
Ego inflating praise here:
Quote by Fishyesque
That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

's UG
#6
i know if i ever won i would post about it but i've never won


maybe i should enter or something
Sig space available, give me some praise
#7
Quote by Mr. La Fritz
I have won 42 of them.

pfft.

i won 68 of them...want a guitar? i'm running out of room
#8
Quote by sherif20766
no

You've got to be kidding me. You spelled Page's name wrong in your sig. YOU ARE A DISGRACE.

And to TS, yes. SOMEONE has won the contests. I just don't know who.
#9
Its ok youve won my love.

Nvm thats creepy

But no, i get really pissed if i dont win things whcih is a lot.
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Epiphone Sg
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#10
I don't lose UG contests. UG loses Blow Me contests.
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#11
Quote by Epiphany521
pfft.

i won 68 of them...want a guitar? i'm running out of room



Gaylord, I won a warehouse on #34 so I got plenty of room.

Want to buy some space?

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#12
They just want you to enter in your email address so they can flood your account with advertisement about their products in hopes that it will make you want to buy something from them. Notice how that's one of the first things they ask for.


As I said before, I never repeat myself.
#13
why would you like to win one of those contests? it would be like winning on paralympics
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lets say your on your own computer at home and your 18 and ur looking at porn, if ur parents catch you, legally you're allowed to look at it right so you can't get in trouble?
#14
i made a thread about this before and didnt get an answer either lmfao


i personally have never heard of anyone receiving any of the prizes here on the forums.
#17
I've never seen anyone post an "I WON!!!" thread or anything. I'd have thought they would if they won. Surely not that many people enter them and half of them are here on the pit at least. Of all the contests ever one pit monkey at least MUST have won something.

I'm starting to doubt the legitimacy of these contests. In England here we have tonnes of big companies and tv channels like ITV, Channel 4 and even BBC now getting sued for all the fake contests. I'm not accusing UG of doing the same, I just want validation that I'm not wasting my time entering and the winners are real people.
#19
Quote by Les Paul Ell
I've never seen anyone post an "I WON!!!" thread or anything. I'd have thought they would if they won. Surely not that many people enter them and half of them are here on the pit at least. Of all the contests ever one pit monkey at least MUST have won something.

I'm starting to doubt the legitimacy of these contests. In England here we have tonnes of big companies and tv channels like ITV, Channel 4 and even BBC now getting sued for all the fake contests. I'm not accusing UG of doing the same, I just want validation that I'm not wasting my time entering and the winners are real people.

+1
We walked into the night

Am I to bid you farewell?


Why can't you see that I try
When every tear I shed


Is for you?
#20
Quote by smb
I rigged them all.


You're like the king of >5 word replies, you know that.
#21
No, I never win anything. Not even competitions to see who loses the most. I always take 2nd worst.


I'm pathetic.
#22
OMG I WON!! IM GOING TO GO START A NEW THREAD FOR IT WHOO HOOO!!!!!!!


Jk. i wish. Its like that Harveys Angus bugur commercial. Congratulations you get slaughtered to get made into a burger. Maybe were all Angus cows and someday well all get turned into burgers.
#23
Quote by Rockford_rocks
No, I never win anything. Not even competitions to see who loses the most. I always take 2nd worst.


I'm pathetic.


Haha


Edit: If I get banned soon right, you know it's because Big Brother is trying to silence me!! They don't want it getting out that someone out there is questioning the contests! I will try to be as unoffensive and swear as little as possible and see what happens hehe. I know I'm over reacting but if I had a website and people starting calling it fake and stuff I'd probably ban them too.
Last edited by Les Paul Ell at Aug 5, 2008,
#24
Quote by Les Paul Ell
You're like the king of >5 word replies, you know that.
You mean <5?