#1
lets see your best ones

whats better than swinging a baby around a tree at 200mph?

stopping it with a shovel
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#2
What's worse than a dead baby?
A garbage can full of dead babies.

What's worse than that?
One still alive at the bottom, trying to eat it's way out.
#3
I hate those jokes
Ego inflating praise here:
Quote by Fishyesque
That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

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#4
Quote by foob85
What's worse than a dead baby?
A garbage can full of dead babies.

What's worse than that?
One still alive at the bottom, trying to eat it's way out.


What's worse than six dead babies in one garbage can?

One dead baby in six garbage cans.
#5
whats worse than 100 dead babys on one tree?
one dead baby on 100 trees
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#7
Quote by foob85
What's worse than a dead baby?
A garbage can full of dead babies.

What's worse than that?
One still alive at the bottom, trying to eat it's way out.



I think you mean "what's better"
#8
Why do you put the baby in the blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on it's face.
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
#10
Quote by captainoid
What's worse than six dead babies in one garbage can?

One dead baby in six garbage cans.

What's red and sits in the corner? A baby teething on razor blades.

What's green and sits in the corner? That baby a month later.
#11
How do you get a baby into a tupperware container?


a blender


How do you get it out?


Tostitos
#13
Quote by Tedward
How do you get a baby into a tupperware container?


a blender


How do you get it out?


Tostitos

"Tostitos party at my house! Don't ask what's in the salsa."
#14
im a dead baby and these jokes are really offensive

"The mind is its own place, and in itself

Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n"

- John Milton, Paradise Lost
#15
What do you get if you put a baby in a blender?

An erection.....

I hate myself for that
#16
Quote by metallicafan616
im a dead baby and these jokes are really offensive

GO BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY!
#17
Wow I have a 5 month old and I still think these jokes are hilarious
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#18
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

I don't **** a sandwich before I eat it.
HEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY YOUUUU GUYYYYYYSSSS
#19
What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby?
One of them is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
"CHOOSE YOUR FATE AND DIE!!"


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#20
Quote by metallicafan616
im a dead baby and these jokes are really offensive

Seriously.

What is wrong with the Pit. The dead babies were once our allies!
#21
Quote by kyurah
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

I don't **** a sandwich before I eat it.


They're funny when they're violent. Not when they're sexual. :|
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#22
Quote by foob85
GO BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY!


yeah, go back to Necropamperion! damn Necropamperions, always ruining mah jokes!
#24
How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends how hard you throw them

How many babies does it take to wallpaper a house?

Depends how thin you slice them
#25
Quote by Blow Me
They're funny when they're violent. Not when they're sexual. :|


Says you.
HEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY YOUUUU GUYYYYYYSSSS
#26
Quote by kyurah
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

I don't **** a sandwich before I eat it.


I lol'd
#27
Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies.

I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.


Quote by Flying Couch
Seriously.

What is wrong with the Pit. The dead babies were once our allies!
#28
what's better than 10 dead babies in a dumpster?

one dead babies in ten dumpsters.

what's better than one dead babies in ten dumpsters?

USING THE GODDAMN SEARCHBAR!!!!!
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#29
How many babies does it take to paint a house?

It depends on how hard you throw them.

Edit: Damn beaten to it.