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#1
alrighty, so I smoked a joint about 1.5 hours ago, starting to lose the buzz but i'm still pretty drunk cuz I've drunk about ... 2.5 liters of beer. so what are the best ways to get rid of the smell on my breath until tomorrow because I have to work pretty early. thank you!
#3
A joint and a few beers?

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#4
Crack will help.
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#6
learn from your mistakes and not be a complete moron?
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#7
Ummm... Brush your teeth?
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#8
You type pretty well for a drunk/stoned guy

Washing your teeth and using mouthwash ftw.
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#13
Is this a serious ****ing question? Maybe you should wake up early and douche before you go to work.
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#15
Epic Lulz, you get stoned after smoking 1 joint? WTF?
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#16
You're too coherent to be pissed...
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learn from your mistakes and not be a complete moron?


Grow up and realize people can enjoy things such as Alcohol and Marijuana safely without rendering them a "complete moron".
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#19
pffffft lightweight.

Listerine sleep and lots of food
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#20
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Is this a serious ****ing question? Maybe you should wake up early and douche before you go to work.


I'll have you know that having a shower will not help because as long as the alcohol is in your system the smell will be given off through the capillaries, thus into your lungs and thus into your breath. I'm asking for ways to cover the smell of alcohol, which will inevitably be there, and "douching" will not help.

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Epic Lulz, you get stoned after smoking 1 joint? WTF?


if you knew what kind of joint it was... DUDE.. but that's not the problem here. I need to find ways to cover the smell of alcohol
#21
peel 10+ cloves of garlic and shove them all in your mouth at once, and start chewing
it won't smell good but it won't smell like beer
#22
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Epic Lulz, you get stoned after smoking 1 joint? WTF?



He didnt say how big the joint was.
it could have been a foot long
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#23
who smokes joints...?
blunts and bongs are where it's at

anyways, rinse with some listerine and chew some gum
then eat some relatively stinky food, and repeat first step
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#24
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Epic Lulz, you get stoned after smoking 1 joint? WTF?


Give him a break dude, we all gotta start somewhere, it's not natural to have a high tolerance unless he smokes regularly, and if that was the case I don't think he'd be posting here worrying about smelling.
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#28
In my experience, which I'll admit is limited, but I have also asked a stoner friend, the best thing to cover the smell of alcohol/weed in your mouth is ranch corn nuts. Like a ****load of them.

As for your clothes, Febreeze is like the best thing ever, take it with you tomorrow and spray it on whenever you get a chance.
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#29
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Oral sex with your dog. Believe me it works.

wait, giving or getting? seriously though, it doesnt matter if there is alcohol on your breath as long as you arent drunk or high at work.
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#30
dammit to many people are questioning my "Trinkfestigkeit".... I'll have you know that I am still perfectly aware of everything and am still able to post grammatically correct posts! I am not done drinking yet, mind you!

there's stilll a bit of Baileys to be downed!

EDIT: and since I don't have to work on thursday I'll down a bottle of vodka tomorrow and then post in this thread, then we'll see who HAHA's who!
#31
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I'll have you know that having a shower will not help because as long as the alcohol is in your system the smell will be given off through the capillaries, thus into your lungs and thus into your breath. I'm asking for ways to cover the smell of alcohol, which will inevitably be there, and "douching" will not help.


So instead of thinking about TicTacs or Listerine or some type of overpowering cologne, you ask The Pit what you should do about smelling like alcohol (which only lasts in your system for ~12 hours depending on your size) the next day. In the past hour I've smoked 2 joints and drank about 6 Blue Moons and I have an intensive probation appointment tomorrow.
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#32
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Blink-182 reference?


no i think it was two previous threads

i wouldnt really know but try loads of axe and mouth washing and stuff
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#33
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who smokes joints...?
blunts and bongs are where it's at


A lot of people?

I like blunts and bongs but I also like variety, so I smoke joints too.
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#35
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wait, giving or getting?

Getting. Why would you suck your dog's penis? Unless its a female
#36
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So instead of thinking about TicTacs or Listerine or some type of overpowering cologne, you ask The Pit what you should do about smelling like alcohol (which only lasts in your system for ~12 hours depending on your size) the next day. In the past hour I've smoked 2 joints and drank about 6 Blue Moons and I have an intensive probation appointment tomorrow.



Well i've had friends say I reek of booze the day after having had only about .5 liters of wodka/rum/whiskey... so I'd say it's very possible to still smell it after 12 hours, depending on the amount you've drunk
#37
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Getting. Why would you suck your dog's penis? Unless its a female


if it is a female i would say i would do it.


But because the female dont have a dick i wouldnt have to suck it so...that makes me smart.
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#38
Put on a lot of cologne.

That way if they smell alcohol you can say that you accidentally put on too much cologne this morning.
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#40
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Getting. Why would you suck your dog's penis? Unless its a female

i dont know man, why would you let your dog..oh nevermind
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