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#1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQw5DLWXVEs

When will these assholes stop making movies? I thought their last abortion on celluloid, Superhero Movie, bombed enough to make them stop, but apparently not. They should never be allowed around a camera ever again.
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#2
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQw5DLWXVEs

When will these assholes stop making movies? I thought their last abortion on celluloid, Superhero Movie, bombed enough to make them stop, but apparently not. They should never be allowed around a camera ever again.

Epic Movie and Superhero Movie totally sucked and bombed. I don't know why they keep trying. They aren't funny. >_>
#3
As long as the same ****ing retards keep going and laughing at the same jokes every movie, they'll keep making them. That's not many people, but I know people who actually enjoy these movies. I hate them.
#4
i never found any of these films funny

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#5
Honestly, after Scary Movie 2 it went downhill. I hate these shmucks.
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#6
scary movie 3 was the last good one.
meet the spartans was the worst movie i have ever seen. i couldnt make it past 18 minutes
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#7
They've sucked for a while now. The first 2 Scary Movies were GREAT imo. Very original spoofs. Every since Scary Movie 3 and Date movie it's went WAY DOWNHILL.

I really wish they would stop too, TC. Although Epic movie was KIND OF entertaining, the rest have completely sucked.
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#8
i never bothered to watch them. they're like the spiritual successors to the scary movies, which weren't that great.
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#9
Quote by ebbbaaa
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQw5DLWXVEs

When will these assholes stop making movies? I thought their last abortion on celluloid, Superhero Movie, bombed enough to make them stop, but apparently not. They should never be allowed around a camera ever again.


When we all collectively stop seeing these types of movies and do not give them our money anymore.
#10
after scary movie 3, they really started to blow.

After I pissed away money on epic movie, i never saw another one in theaters. I felt like smacking some of my friends that said, hey man i wanna go see meet the spartans!!!!!

They saw it, their reaction changed.

For those that didnt see that, they saw superhero movie, and their views on these movies changed.

The only people who watch these movies and think they are funny are 10 year olds who think that this **** is actually entertainment. All the jokes in these movies just say the characters name, show them, and thats supposed to be the joke basically.
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#11
They just keep getting worse. Ever since the Scary Movie sequels they kept getting worse. I couldn't even sit through all of Date Movie, in my own home, on some movie channel. This isn't even funny or clever.
#13
can people all please stop seeing these films, it's all because it still makes money they'll keep on making them
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#14
I can honestly say I didn't even smile when I watched that clip.
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#16
There are so many product placements as well. I say everyone boycotts those companies too. The problem is they're the same ones that advertise on MTV, so the brain-dead morons sitting there being fed their personality by MTV will make up for the sales.
#17
I knew that they would try to make it seem serious at the beginning of the trailer, and then shift to fucking stupid mode.
#19
This is why Scary Movie (1, 2 and maybe 3) weren't TERRIBLE:

Parodying a horror flick with comedy is actually a good idea. Movies like Date Movie and Epic movie do spoofs of comedies, and they're just amplifying jokes that have already been done so that they're to ridiculous to laugh at. What the fuck does a parody of Don't Mess With The Zohan have to do with World Disasters? Hancock flies into a street light. Yeah, real fucking hilarious. I just pissed myself laughing so hard.
#21
the production values on that look unbeleivably shitty
and really pathetic at this point
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#22
I'll admit, I chuckled at the I am Ironman part. But no, this is going to be just as bad as Superhero movie, although honestly I liked epic movie. =[
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#24
the thing is when i first saw the trailer for this the other week at the beginning i thought and hoped it would be for a justice league movie. how wrong i was.
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#25
Even though they are making fun of amy winehouse, they probably wont even talk about her drug habit.
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Even though they are making fun of amy winehouse, they probably wont even talk about her drug habit.


Do they really need to make fun of Amy Winehouse? Yeah. Someone who is spiraling down and has a drug problem. Perfect person to poke fun at.
#27
Actually, I quite enjoy the previews for all the movies.

But, I don't bother watching the actual movies, anymore.
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#28
This is basically all it is:
*insert popular movie character* + *insert random/irrelevant action*
I could write a better movie.
No.
WE could write a better movie.
Who's with me!
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That movie was epic.
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#29
scary movie 3 was the last ok one that came out. after that they have all looked the same to me. and they were all horrible
#31
well hopefully this one will fail monumentally and encourage them to stop making movies. theyve already proven they cant make one good one
#32
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I'll admit, I chuckled at the I am Ironman part. But no, this is going to be just as bad as Superhero movie, although honestly I liked epic movie. =[



you laughed at a cow falling on someone?

you have no say, you liked epic movie
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#33
God this was so half-assed it was funny, what the ****, a ****ing parody of the movies that came out this summer, this is so retarded, and what does "disaster" have to do with anything about this movie other than how bad it is. I wish some talented directors would make "Parody Movie" and expose these talentless jerkoffs.
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#34
I will pay money to NOT see that movie.
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#36
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you laughed at a cow falling on someone?

you have no say, you liked epic movie

seriously. it was just really random. thats something people apparantly dont get. just because something is random doesnt mean that its funny. in fact its usually not.
#37
I didn't believe there was going to be another one of these movies until I checked IMDB. I really hope it makes as close to $0 as possible because I am really tired of seeing these "comedy" movies
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#38
I can definitely see the people responsible for these films being taken into protective custody, gauging from the replies in this thread lol.
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#39
I've heard these movies are actually good to see when high.


I doubt it...

Then again wondershowzen made my draw drop when I was stonned..
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#40
Trailer didn't make me smile
in fact, it just made me really pissed off

Production looks s!tty anyway

When the cow falls on iron man, they just flattened his image
Like MS Paint smashed it

Oh God,
strike these people down before they cause more harm to this generation of kids!
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